I only drink off brands.

This broke the car door!

My precious.

Only on uneven numbered days.

Hanta virus.

I’ll bet he overcooked the spaget as well!

Bigly man with tears in his eyes.

Good dogo.

I work at the guillotine factory.

No pumpkin spice?

Microwave ovens are Faraday cages as well!

No, it’s not a poop knife!

Didn’t he also shamed his noise neighbour? For the sin of beying noisy.

Have you looked under the sofa?

Ah yes, the two wolves!

Sh yes, an underwater fish!

Hmmm, wallet police here …

Nice memes.

Portal 2!

You didn’t even said “thank you” !!