They really did not need to make DK do an ahegao face in the thumbnail and yet, here we are

Just a season? Nah, I want the spin-off series

I always use the MGs on the highest RPM. I assume most people don’t because the recoil can be hard to control when under duress, and you can get into a loop of freaking out, losing control and missing all of your shots, dying, and saying “fuck it” as you lower the RPM. I’ve been there, but when messing around I found out how truly satisfying it is to mow down entire crowds with any of the MGs on the highest RPM.

Plus, if Sweet Lady Liberty didn’t want me to send Freedom inducing lead at 750RPM, 900RPM, or the fabled 1150RPM, then the armourer wouldn’t have put that option on the gun

Everyone I knew will be at the wake. As the first of my friends and family approach the casket, they let out a gasp. The casket is empty. Suddenly, the lights go out. The Space Jam Theme Song begins to play as the room is illuminated with disco balls and a laser light show. The lights reveal my body is swinging from a ceiling fan in the center of the room. Funerals are too depressing, and I want mine to be a celebration of life. No money is mentioned in my will, it is all going to the open bar

Some people use the FRV, I prefer the jumpack. You can use whatever you like most really.

Make sure you use recon armour, POI’s will show up sooner on the compass. Also which biome you pick can be pretty important. Look for the asteroid or red desert biomes, these give you a clear line of site and are usually free of water or mountains. Water and mountains decrease the number of POI’s that can spawn on a map, and that gets you less super credits. The megacities currently have next to nothing in them, but the smaller circles of urban areas have a pretty good chance to spawn POI’s that have super credits in them. Bugs can have their weird spiky, hatchling ponds and no POI’s can spawn in those areas, so it’s best to stick with bots or squids when farming.

Honestly though, just have some fun with it. Everything I said before are the general farming tips, not the Super Laws from The Ministry of Truth. Try some different planets to see what works best for you, and try out some different load outs. You’ll never find out that the R-2124 Constitution is your favorite gun if you never use it. Happy hunting Helldiver o7

Edit: I’m an idiot. I saw “farming” and just assumed it was for super credits. Medals you definitely get more medals from doing higher difficulty missions. But you can also get some pretty good chunks from the major and personal orders. Definitely do the personal orders when possible

I hate to be that guy, but some doesn’t sit right with me. The sideburns and hair being different in every panel, the banister and… “thing” behind his head have no idea what they are doing in the last panel. It’s tripping AI alarm bells in my head.

Really starting to fucking hate the internet

Still feels pretty good. Not sure what you’ve missed, but now we’ve got a third faction with the squids. They have zombies, medium armoured Elite from Halo, and Tripods from War of the Worlds. Bugs have new sub factions with the predator stain and sometimes missions into the gloom, and bots have the incinerator corps and jetpack squadron. Predator strain and incinerator corps are motherfuckers to deal with. All three factions have maps with small urban environments to mix things up. Squids and bugs have megacity maps; really tight close quarter combat, eagle strikes usually hit building instead of where you need them, and super destroyers have to move to get line of sight of targets before deploying orbital strikes. But in the megacities you fight alongside SEAF troopers. So it’s cool to see them, but run for the hills if you see one try to toss a grenade. Also, plenty of new warbonds and weapons

They were talking about it for like a whole year and showed off some concepts of the cape months ago, but the cape itself just released

Since I have to come in to work on Saturday for “a couple of hours” and I know it is going to be a full shift from 2pm to 10pm, I am not exactly in a very productive mood today. If anyone tries to bug me at my desk, I am definitely gonna go out to a random production area and space out while I stare at machinery for a couple of hours

Guess I’m moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

Forget flight or super strength, I want that menu as my superpower

𒂍𒀀𒈾𒍢𒅕

But does it taste better than sleepy-time chicken?

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Maidcore. It’s (usually) instrumental metal, but the artists go by names like [blank] The Maid. Yakui The Maid, Chikoi The Maid, Ozoi The Maid…

Yakui The Maid - In Affliction

Ozoi The Maid x Yakui The Maid - Waltz

Chikoi The Maid - Autumn Melancholy

Absolutely not. I’d rather have no documentation and start from scratch than be gaslit by an entire team of people telling me that the very obviously wrong documentation is correct and has been correct for 30 years

You see this? This is called a “smart phone.” Not only will this tell me the time like your watch, but it can also do a bunch of other things. I can look at pictures of raccoons wearing silly hats or I can use it to insult someone on the other side of the planet. It also cost a fraction of what your watch cost. I’m sorry to tell you this, but I think it should go and get your money back. It sounds like you’ve been scammed. As a matter of fact, let me give you my friend’s phone number. He’s an accountant, and I think he’ll be able to help stop you from making stupid purchases in the future.