Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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Airplanes reproduce like salmon where they spray their sperm in the air so that receptive female planes absorb it through their skin.
That’s what chemtrails are.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto politics @lemmy.world•Republicans Are Cutting Medicare. Not Only Medicaid, Medicare. Passage of the Big Beautiful Bill will force mandatory sequestration that will mean half a trillion dollars in Medicare cuts.English61·3 hours agoYou’re asking on .world, where the instance admins take a “both sides are the same” approach in addition to a “no advocating violence” against the established order.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hmmm who could it possibly be?English6·3 hours agoThis is the real LPT. Recruiters are so annoying to deal with. Avoid them if you can.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Canada@lemmy.ca•I am a Millionaire. Tax Me More, Please. English181·1 day agoNot only that but Buffet and Gates are likely itemizing and taking advantage of every tax credit and deduction.
No law requires that. They can file a normal tax return and take no deductions.
Instead of living off of capital gains, they can pay themselves a salary.
Fucking billionaires are killing us.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Batman... Get In There And Do Something!English11·1 day agoI just rewatched The Dark Knight Rises.
I don’t remember this scene.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Attorney General: ‘Everyone is Welcome Here’ sign cannot be displayed in Idaho schoolsEnglish292·1 day agoIt won’t. To do so will require checks community instance server really big peaceful marches and flag waving.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto News@lemmy.world•Meet ICEblock: The app that lets residents know when immigration agents are in their communityEnglish151·2 days agoIirc, permissions for iOS are required for devs to be able to use the functions/methods under those permissions.
So if the app doesn’t use them, they won’t show up as needing them.
For me, it’s Last Week Tonight and this past week was my last episode. Not because it’s not good. But because it makes me sad to have these facts thrown at me during a time when things are only getting worse.
I haven’t resigned to giving up. I just need to pace myself.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Technology@lemmy.world•Supreme Court to decide whether ISPs must disconnect users accused of piracyEnglish231·3 days agoISPs already do that here in the states. The court case is to decide whether they should shut off access.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Seems to be a patternEnglish303·3 days agoThese people are willing consumers of targeted propaganda.
Ftfy
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto World News@lemmy.world•The Olive Oil Crisis | Olives were a low-stress crop for millennia, but climate change has made the harvest much less predictable—and growing regions more desperate.English91·3 days agoOlive oil is pretty much the only oil everyone in my house can have. We’ve done butter and ghee but it’s not the right flavor for most things.
Sesame is too expensive. I hate the taste of avocado oil.
Vegetable oil is straight up soy which I’m allergic to.
Basically it’s olive oil or butter for me.
I fucking hate this timeline.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Duke University appears to have lost research grants because they used the prefix "trans" in reference to disease transmission, transgenic material, translational studies and signal transductionEnglish4·3 days agoTbf …this is a common problem
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto politics @lemmy.world•To fight Trump's funding freezes, states propose a new gambit: Withholding federal paymentsEnglish29·4 days agoI don’t know about you but I’m sick of being on the team that follows the rules and loses to the criminals that completely ignore the rules.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Linux Gaming@lemmy.world•Very positively surprised by how seamless the switch from Windows wasEnglish3·4 days agoUnless you really need that version, you’ll want to install 26 when it comes out next April (upgrade should be very seamless).
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto News@lemmy.world•‘Explosive increase’ of ticks that cause meat allergy in US due to climate crisisEnglish8·4 days agoI have a soy allergy too and don’t react to lecithin. My understanding is that by the time the soy is processed into lecithin, the “thing” you’re allergic to is pretty much non-existent and that’s why you don’t react to it.
This isn’t the case for all people who are allergic to soy. This is not medical advice.
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Linux Gaming@lemmy.world•Very positively surprised by how seamless the switch from Windows wasEnglish5·4 days agoDon’t get too hung up on it. It was an fyi not a “stop what you’re doing you newb!”
We need people to test the latest, bleeding edge. So you’re helping with that! But since you’re new to Linux I wanted to make sure you knew what you were getting yourself into.
It’s not that odd numbers are less stable. It’s more that they aren’t supported for long term. Many of the lessons learned are pushed to the next version though so either way you’re doing good.
I’m not a PC gamer so for me stamina and longevity matter more to me than bleeding edge technology.
I followed most of that.
But how I read it was “Fraud? Sounds like fraud. But the kind that rich people do and won’t ever get punished for.”