Darthcapi

Protecting exactly no one

I’ve never really seen anyone riding a tall bike. I’ve seen plenty sitting around. I’m inclined to label tall bikes as a hipster thing. One of the defining characteristics of a hipster for me is taking themselves too seriously. I’m torn if it’s hipster or not

I thought the fcc usually goes after the affiliate stations? Either way, fuck the fcc

Greece can eat shit -anonymous social media user

Any musical biopic with estate support is just an advertisement

Some men should not be bald. Also, the background looks like it’s from the lawnmower man movie. And also, thanks for hating workers

Usually these types of articles feature a surgeon and investment banker moving somewhere so their kids can get worldly experiences.

Protestor: (thick Russian accent) I am here to protest peace. I too am a fellow Cyprus comrade. Fellow Russian peace protestor: slaps own forehead we are protesting for peace. Sergei will hear of this!

I didn’t know humans could miss something they haven’t experienced for 500 + years. Also, congress is laughably incapable of accomplishing anything.

I would have thought that was a porn related app. Now that I know what it is, I know xchat is far more destructive to society than porn ever could be

I was under the silly idea that ice had specific people they were tasked with detaining so the person could be deported. Was that ever a thing at all?

Why would you tell people?

I love when new frogs drop!

I’d be more concerned with the hard drugs he has to be taking nearly constantly

How do you get a mirror and cocaine in water for the salmon to snort? Also, do dollar bills hold up while submerged?

No, it’s legit. While not entirely your point, any biopic approved by the estate of the subject of the biopic is just a pr job. Gotta sell those albums and merch!

I disagree. That sexy machine is fine!

‘Only the best make it to the swat team!’

I whaley think you should calm down. We rodent wanna do anything drastic.

You heard me