Freedom isn’t free brother!

You speak Texan, not American English. Ya’ll get your own way of talkin’ and power grid.

Best country in America.

Idk, I was too old and not on the right kind of drugs to watch it when it came out.

If that is true, my explanation still holds up with the change that their parents moved to America from Madagascar.

Fixed. Sorry, English is my first language but my autocorrect is aggressive.

Also “appraised” and “apprised” are not homonyms, unless you pronounce them wrong.

Clearly they are Jewish and their ancestors were part of The Madagascar Plan, where Nazi Germany was forced resettling Jewish people in Madagascar.

They have largely been isolated and weren’t able to keep apprised of what happened after their family was resettled. Germany had been really pushing to establish a military base in Antarctica for decades, so the penguins had the understanding that Germany must be well established there by the time they got there.

So that is why Penguins from Madagascar would believe that people in Antarctica would be speaking German.

The Wright brothers’ first flight was 40 years prior. They were trying all sorts of crazy stuff and relaxed, for the most part, in the 60s. They invented the helicopter, an aircraft that stays aloft through sheer violence alone, in '39.

It does have some value(like shooting a turkey neck to avoid lead-tainted meat), but it is a novelty or exotic round at the end of the day since it is far too powerful a round to be used for squirrel privateering. Also most woodland mammal cargo vessels haven’t use sails for decades before the bolo round cartridge became viable.

It may be a bit of a joke round, but it wouldn’t be very funny to find yourself at the business end of a derringer with one in the pipe.

“Thunderhead” is hardcast or an alloy with a channel cut in both sides that causes it to do some gnarly stuff to soft tissue as the round hits and the tissue “splashes” through the gaps instead of displacing from the round. Kind of a more extreme version of a Lehigh Defense Xtreme Defense.

“CFA” is Controlled Fracturing Ammunition, like the G2 RIP. Think hollowpoint but the petals are meant to disperse into the target while the back of the round dumps energy.

“Bolo” isn’t meant to tie something up like a normal bolo, it just allows the round halves to widen out and disperse energy across a wider area. Some people like them for shooting turkey necks, but those people are weird.

A man of culture, I see.

All my homies love diagnosing problems by decoding LEDs blinking in code.

Mir egal, aber plastic waste, artificial flavors, proprietary CO2 bottles, doesn’t save money; pick your poison.

You see why I said dragon’s breath, flechette, or bolo.

Load it with .45-70(hardcast, thunderhead, or brass CFA) and .410(dragon’s breath, flechette, or bolo), you will solve the problem one way or the other.

You can freeze time and explore with your bestie, but your bestie experiences time normally. You attempt to weekend at Burnie’s them about, but because you are actually moving at such an incredible speed, they are ripped apart in a nuclear explosion as they are accelerated to light speed and their atoms split. The resulting nuclear detonation kills yourself and leaves a crater 50 miles wide.

Instructions unclear, now have yeast infection.

If you read the instructions, that is for body hair and not your lady junk and starfish. You are also suppose to test the hair melting cream out on a small spot to make sure you don’t have an abnormal reaction. There is a nair for sensitive areas. You will have to wait it out.

The burning will stop, but things may get pretty gnarly looking and you will want to apply a moisturizing lotion to help with dry skin or scabs. You may want to seek medical care if it is like road rash bad or doesn’t calm the fuck down.

Dewayo is going to the mooooon. Just hold out and you will see Lambo, everybody is sleeping on that and once the halving happens, you will laugh all the way to the beachfront villa.

I swore at rocks all morning and nobody is accepting cursed stones for groceries. I haven’t tried Walmart, should I try there?

I would absolutely be a wendigo bag holder and lose track of where my skinwalker is.

If you had a conure, it makes sense.