Nine rings for the mortal men doomed to die?

Exclamations I used to say:
“Big black bats!” - something to do with Batman or something?
“Great Qubits!” - I liked quantum physics, because I didn’t understand it

Insults and exclamations I say now:
“Eat a (some kind of weapon)!” - Fancy way to tell someone “kill yourself”. Like “Eat a grenade”, “Eat a gun”
Random syllables that sound like Klingon mixed with Slavic and Hebrew - I speak none of those languages, but still say stuff like “Vzer krakh!” when I get annoyed by popups.
“Koskenkorva!” - the Finnish vodka-like drink. I don’t even drink that.

Breaking the “non-religous” constraint, because i want to:
“Jesus Christ in a tank!” - In response to something very surprising that I can’t remember

Saving the best for last: Captain Haddock interjections.
“Ten thousand thundering typhoons!”
“Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!”
“Addlepated lumps of anthracite!”
“Antediluvian bulldozer!”
“Pompous popinjay!”
“Pockmark!”

Main recommendation: Meadowhawk! It’s about cute dragons living in modern society.

Alternate recommendation, maybe not so accurate: Wings of Fire, a fantasy book series. The dragons are intelligent, and they are the main protagonists. It is geared toward younger readers, but there is a lot of war and violence for that group. However, since you don’t prefer reading text, you could read the graphic novel series, which has the more violent parts toned down or removed.

“Red-blooded American”

Color blind?

This song isn’t!

Sloan - I’m The Other Man

If she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them

Do you want to hear a TCP joke?

Lloll

I don’t think it can be constant time. Accessing a heap is O(log n), isn’t it?

HTML = hit mill
It’s like a machine (mill) that gets you hits (web traffic)

HTTP = hitch tip
It’s the tip of the hitch that you attach to the hit mill

I’ve got a relevant SMBC for that

I cannot avoid reading that as “Je-sucks”

I didn’t actually try it, that’s just the joke that’s floating around. “GNU HURD, like GTA6, will never be finished.”

For all I know, it’s still in beta stage, even if it is usable.

Then he brings a wrench

It might actually be running out of memory. 16GB are used, and the other 16GB are unusable somehow. Could be a bad RAM stick or bad connection (as mentioned by others), or it could be a memory quota. Run ulimit -a to check the quota.

However, on my second read, the symptoms do not match up with running out of memory. (can drop to the console, can move the mouse) It could be a problem with the desktop environment. Which DE do you use?

I’m interested in other DEs, i swear! I just don’t use them, or like them!

Replace Linux with NetBSD, and then I’ll just put my entire hand on the touchscreen

Probably would also work with Linux

The year is 5495. HURD will probably be complete by then.

Disabling those should be similar. Search for NVIDIA in the driver name, and use the same process.

Do you have any SWAP partition or swapfile? That will allow the host operating system to use parts of the disk as memory. Instead of completely locking up when it runs out of memory, it will get slow first, and buy you more time.