it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

People

Wow, SLAMMED! From the top turnbuckle! Always he laziest attempt at a headline to convey a sense of conflict.

iCloud…thats Apple right?

Name this boy band

Grilled Sea Bass, Brussel Sprouts n Bacon, Arborio and parm. A bottle of pinot noir split among friends

already got my Insta Obit written. Kinda excited, like when I left reddit.

they spelled “Hello World!” wrong

So Japan just has a “Cute!” setting for reality.

colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”

oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.

“and what’s Fonzy like?”

“c-c-cool?”

something something Ai powered something

Already here. It’s called repossession.

I prefer Potato Platinum XL

ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”

I just ate a double cheeseburger for the glory of the empire!

could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube

I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.