This is just a list of sheriff departments

just stopping in to tag the internet winning comment of the day, oh hai

Well yeah we all know that but… that’s what they say lol. “Defend against tyranny” sounds better than the truth. Even they’re reallydontwanna smart usethisword enough to know that.

I like how they touch on women’s inequality and burn at the same time

Woah.

Scooby is actually a poodle-tiff.

So uh, when you boarding with me? Rent is 50 homemade Oreos per month, 55 and I’ll include my German shepherd and kitty Kat snuggles.

Edit: my pup is hiding bc she dislikes thunder

I’d hardly call what I said making fun of him. If you’re that sensitive though, like I said - go off. You won’t hurt my feelings fella.

There’s nothing wrong with me saying what I said in my original comment. It was lighthearted poking. That’s all.

Mr serious decided to jump in with the 99 rules of gun safety that I’m an idiot for not nodding along solemnly to.

Why wouldn’t I jab back? If I were trying to be rude I would have been rude. lol.

You should take my previous advice and chill. It’s not that serious - once again.

You’re clearly the dull one here.

Whoever wrote this has serious superiority issues

This. This benefits them.

And if it fails, well again: you’re already paying them.

Indirect, he doesn’t have limits, he’s defending her so he can impregnate her

Please don’t let him resign. We need him to keep making the trump campaign look even worse.

You’re already paying for the streaming service. They don’t benefit off of giving you what you want in that scenario

Insane

By “proud” they mean “horny”. Pedos

Attacking my sense of personal responsibility because I said “can’t have 2 rule number 1’s”?

It’s not me that looks like the ass but go off, hole!

We’re talking about rentals, dude. If the families could afford to buy, they wouldn’t need to pay rent.

So the point you kept missing I’ll throw you a bone man.

Someone can afford the home you’re in. This “strategy” is only effective if everyone’s on board. Otherwise a new family will be in there on the heels of your feet.

I’m not arguing with you clearly you’re just missing the point purposely or trying to strawman and move goalposts.

Obviously people can afford these homes or 100% of America’s middle class would be homeless.

LMAO why does this not surprise me. Woman comes forward proving that all that nonsense he spouted had no basis and was completely false.

So irrevocably there can be no doubt in the minds of any and all Americans who know how to read, that his claims are completely false. In other words caught bold-faced in a lie.

What does he do? He issues an apology like a normal politician, probably falsely promising to make sure his team fact checks more diligently in the future, because his goal is to bring his base and America nothing but the truth in his ongoing effort to make America great again.

Oh wait no, that’s what a normal person would have done. This idiot doubles down.

Lmaooooo