Dispassionate
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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Billionaires Announce Peaceful Protest No Longer Considered a Credible ThreatEnglish
1·12 hours agoOh yeah, America isn’t gonna do anything. They keep asking politely.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Billionaires Announce Peaceful Protest No Longer Considered a Credible ThreatEnglish
22·1 day agoWe don’t make a dime on this.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Billionaires Announce Peaceful Protest No Longer Considered a Credible ThreatEnglish
23·1 day agoFind me a free image that looks like that and we will slap the text on it and replace the image.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Billionaires Announce Peaceful Protest No Longer Considered a Credible ThreatEnglish
24·1 day agoThe image is AI generated. No one is suggesting they aren’t. Did you want us to somehow get a dozen people together, make some signs, and take a photo for an article you’re going to forget about by the end of the day? That’s ridiculous. Grow up.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Billionaires Announce Peaceful Protest No Longer Considered a Credible ThreatEnglish
3·1 day agoWell, they burned down sections of Los Angeles a few years ago so they could nab that land in the cheap and build condos. So I’m pretty sure the answer is yes.
Also, burning their yachts and faces would be more effective.
Dispassionate@quokk.auto
Technology@lemmy.world•Kansas City Pushes Ahead With Facial Recognition on BusesEnglish
49·3 days agoI think they mean black people.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016English
213·3 days agoFunny you should ask. We address that here:
You can decide. We don’t care. 🤪
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Scientists Confirm Reality Has Been Running on the Wrong Timeline Since 2016English
311·3 days agoIf you don’t enjoy the writing, please block this account. You’ll be a much happier person.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By SundownEnglish
11·4 days agoHe already beat me. “Vandalism”
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Introducing the Watermelon Guillotine — Now With Easy Assembly InstructionsEnglish
2·5 days agoEat the Watermelon.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By SundownEnglish
22·6 days agoIt is rather difficult to write about political satire these days. Perhaps there is an audience for fictional news where everything is basically a utopia. Headlines like “Fossil fuel end complete, planet in remission” or “Universal healthcare announced in USA, basic income next week” or “Successful purge of billionaires creates peace on earth overnight”
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By SundownEnglish
32·6 days agoWe should sample the algae bloom in that pool and look for intelligent life.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•G7 Leaders Receive Official Trump Management Kits Ahead of SummitEnglish
22·7 days agoHumor isn’t for everyone. I’m more amused you commented. Thanks for that giggle.
So adorable. My runt has weak jaw muscles. He loves to bite me and it just tickles. It’s a chore to eat dry food, but he won’t touch the wet stuff.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Internet Teen Discovers Imagination After Turning Off AIEnglish
5·8 days agoIt’s based on a lemmy post actually.





















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