“We did it reddit” ahh world leader.

Forgive me, but the Kroger is my go-to.

If I had more money I’d use shark brand.

They’re primitive and stupid and I’m doing them a favor.

Oh, so he was just roleplaying as a snooty elf who will redeem themself, right?

They’ll do a redemption arc later, right?

But yeah, DnD is one hell of a good look into some people’s psychology, the guy I had at least gave up the ghost that he didn’t care so much about what is right and more of what works, like a chuddier adult in the room thing.

EDIT: Almost immediately after posting I realized mind flayers were a bad example

I keep saying, reactionaries love to call themselves Chaotic Neutral but they’re textbook lawful evil.

Welcome to the goodness simulation, where you’ll go from redpilled to rad chill. I’m your host, DragonBallZinn. Let’s start with an easy lesson, you see someone drop their wallet…

The only exception to ACAB is the cute twink crossing guard wearing this

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Amerikkka wants to be the sparta of the modern day.

If Nintendo is allowed to sit on and do nothing with some of their 30 year old IPs, then why the FUCK should anyone share anything with them?

Thanks porky for showing that crime is a social construct. Literally getting mad at not being able to do piracy, but if you use your one-time purchase of adobe premiere for too long? Freeze dirtbag! That’s stealing!

Seriously.

Being lgbt is not a political opinion, there are gay conservatives! Peter Thiel is gay and is actively agitating for his own oppression but still hasn’t divorced!

“They told us to log off in response to me calling for their mass extermination! Day of the rope NOW!”

What? You expect people to just take an insult with a goofy smile on their face? The world ain’t one big retail store, fucker. Talk shit get hit told to log off. After all, maybe now you can smile and forgive them…you think revenge is wrong? So don’t get revenge on them for getting revenge on you!

Agreed! So does this mean universal healthcare plus dental is on the horizon too?

Critical support to Europe rising up and deciding it does not want to be a collection of American lapdogs.

Libertarianism: an idea so good it’s mandatory.

Oh sure, the bourgeoisie are able to call for the liquidation of the poor and no one bats an eye. But when I say that the rich must be bound by the same laws as us poor folk everyone loses their minds.

I know that Digimon is getting a spotlight, but I finally completed my first ever Nuzlocke of Pokemon. I have a newfound respect for both crobat and granbull.

Sometimes I hope aliens do invade and try to save the few of us humans who did nothing wrong from fascists.

Imagine being an intergalactic archaeologist and you stumble upon earth. After some research you and the rest of your team have to explain with a straight face that the species known as ‘human’ went extinct because saving the planet was too unpopular.

Holy shit, so much propaganda is wrapped around the idea that a “farmer” in the modern day is a kindly old white man tending to his fields and not some landed gentry millionaire who has immigrants doing all the real work under the table.

“Guys think of the poor corporations that are an active threat to humanity!”

L + ratio + nice commodity fetishism + kid named nuclear + other kid named rapidly growing renewables + cope.