Soy right strikes again

“Greg Heffley” STANDARD English.

Trump really is hog Obama lol.

Like it would be still not ideal, but one thing if the dipshits who enjoy living in garbage were stuck enjoying their cancer because “muh fweeeeedumz” but of course, people like me have to always be punished for other people’s stupidity.

“Oh don’t worry about high school anon, the popular kids will either be arrested or never amount to anything.”

Well that was a fucking lie.

of course the people voted for it!

Missouri regularly goes red because they have so much faith in you, and this is the sneering condescension you repay them with. At least say fucking thank you, you worthless pig.

It’d be like asking your teenager if he wanted a checkbook

Oh my God, are you even aware you’re the little kid in this scenario? You’re throwing a hissy fit because the people who made you rich asked for one little thing in return. And checkbook? This ain’t the 1950s anymore, maybe that’s why you’re confused not every worker thinks a penny an hour is good enough.

redemption arc when?

Why do chuds even want this? Their whole shtick is that they’re all too cool to care about learning.

This isn’t for you, go back to watching football.

“Equality is bad unless it’s equality of opinion (except for left-leaning opinions, we find them annoying so therefore they’re wrong!)”

Is this a cultural thing? Like anglosphere elites should be thanking their lucky stars they have the most loyal working class.

I mean, a lot of college grads found out ol’ porkchop isn’t hiring way too late and have no jobs to apply to. So in a way, yes they are doing Khmer Rouge.

Capitalism is unironically doing everything I was told was bad about communism. Hell, with rents being sky high and every pork insisting that they should choose my job for me, this is a Down To The Countryside movement (even though I was born and raised in nowheresville and want to leave, but I can’t because these pigs decided working in their fancy city is unbecoming of Americans or something.)

Look at my revolution, dawg. Just nothing but impotent ragebait.

Have they learned nothing from the past decades? They’ll just laugh it off, call you some nasty insult and then pass around the whole exchange as the next meme.

There is no good faith reactionaries, every one is either a total dipshit, a ragebaiting troll, some self-interested sociopath, or usually a combination of the three.

Mandatory support!

: “I’m laying off everyone! I just don’t need workers anymore, and why invest all but the bare minimum in my business? Don’t give me that look poors, I just don’t need you anymore! Now hurry up and die! No one owes you anything, it’s called freedom!”

: “Why aren’t you having kids?! What do you mean I turned that into a status for just rich people too? You OWE me kids!”

And they’re all the same people who would say “don’t be silly, billionaires would never willingly hurt us!”

As far as clothing goes: I buy a lot from Uniqlo. I mostly do t-shirts, socks, underwear, chinos, real basic stuff you don’t need to pay too much attention to.

Also, while we’re on the topic: I will take any given opportunity to glaze DE safety razors in great detail. closer shave, better for skin and the environment and even saves your money in the long run.

Remember, this is the same guy who will call you an “out of touch elitist” because you don’t fly into a violent rage and shout intents of genocide at anyone who isn’t a heterosexual white man

How his whole work didn’t get discredited as an obvious conflict of interest is beyond me.

Oh look, another cracker with some bullshit fabrication on why he’s better than everyone else and should therefore get special treatment. How original.

TIL “no benefits” is “pretty good benefits”.