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Voyager cultivates the bio-neural cheese, making the smartest and most delicious cheese in the Delta Quadrant.

Cheese sales used for diplomacy, barter, and bribes. All Delta Quadrant species like this cheese.

Janeway, recognizing the power of the cheese to get home quickly, looks at a nutrient rich nebula in wonder saying “There’s cheese in that nebula!”

Bio-neural cheese easily defeats borg nanos in one-on-one nano deathmatches. Whole borg cubes left disconnected and smelling of cheese.

Neelix makes a fondue that becomes sentient for a few days. Janeway establishes diplomatic relations with the cheese. Neelix is now the ambassador of cheese.

Voyager gets home in 3 years, with borg defeated. Multiple successful diplomatic first contacts, and trade deals. Dramatic increase in all cheese related technology, and basic civil cheese rights across the Federation.

Guy thinks there’s a truck going around repossessing people’s toes.

You concocted a fantasy from a bunch of random numbers.

Fuck random numbers. Post them in the random number sub or gtfo, cuz’ it’s digital trash unless it has context 468285971.

Maybe they should take an ethics class after being stripped of their degrees. WTF?

His wife left him when she found out he’s in the Epstein files. Because Bill Gates rapes children.

“We just poisoned your food, our food, and everyone’s food” - News blurb, mostly unnoticed.

It’s all fiction. None of it is real. The character jesus was not a real person, and he didn’t have superpowers.

Stop writing stupid fictional jebus fanfiction in your head. Find better, less hate filled, fiction.

You’re full of shit, pretending that fiction is reality. Fuck you, you hate filled piece of shit, spreading religious hate for the fun of it. You’re fucking scum.

That means quite a bit to all the disabled veterans that have to use mobility devices to live their life. Plus all the civilians that have been disabled due to terror attacks. Accessibility is key.

Beer CEO: “Binge drinking is the healthiest thing that you can possibly do!”

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TLDR: “The one in my head, that I cherry picked from a contradictory fictional source”

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Well, that’s all complete bullshit.

Before religions, all humans made individual choices. During religion, all humans made individual choices. Even now, people still make individual choices. Your fictional religion just ignores reality and pretends everything is always religion, and it’s never been any other way. Just lies.

Yeah, freedom, education,a nd choice really does fuck up religion’s absolute control, indoctrination, and forced activies. Fuck religion, and fuck you.

Religions have dozens of ways to make you feel bad about your choices and the choices of others. Fictional sins based on nothing are a common way of doing that. “You sinned, so you must want punishment/suffering”. Even when this sin is stupid and arbitrary. Ableism is another big one with religion: “They’re disabled because my god wants them to suffer, so I’ll contribute to their suffering - like my god wants me to”.

“Dwelling on it”. Yeah, people hold grudges against bad people that hurt them. Religions teaches that you should forgive everyone, especially the pirest that raped your child, stole your money, or started a holy war and sent you off instead of them. Dwell on that stuff. Make it right. Don’t just forget about it and pretend like someone in a fictional afterlife will take care of it, because fictional gods don’t do that.

If you choose religion, you are choosing suffering. If you choose a system of lies and fiction over reality, you’re going to get lies and fiction instead of reality. That will cause you suffering in many different ways.

That’s who they fear. 18 year old street performers.

It’s on the person explaining the problem to say whether or not they’re looking for a solution, or just for someone to vent to. Because some people really do just want options for solutions, and some people really just want to vent.

Don’t expect people you come to with problems to be able to read your mind. Don’t be upset when they can’t. Accusing someone of being hostile for attempting to help with a problem you brought to them is just being an asshole.

The nazis are coming out, believe them when they say that they’re racist, religious extremists.

I’m so sorry that you’ve been lied to, but it’s your responsibility to check your facts. Facts do not exist in religion, only fiction, so you’ll have to use actual reality for your proof.

People investigate this crap all the time. That’s why there’s a giant diagram of the massive contradictions of a stupid fictional book and it’s stupid fictional characters.

Acacdemics DO NOT agree it is anything other than fictionn. The academics you’re talking about are religious academics. They sell iles and bullshit for a living. You’re spreading lies and bullshit because you’ve been indoctrinated by a religion, and you don’t have the guts to think for yourself. That’s pitiful. You’re pitiful, and every single person that you tell that ‘you’re religious’ will know that instantly.