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Fuck anyone recommending electro-shocking a human brain.

That’s fucking extremely barbaric.

“Doctors don’t know how it works”. If you’re stupid enough to go through with a procedure that doctors do not understand after using it for a hundred years, you deserve to have your brain fried like an egg.

I can’t help but think that if you were better with relationships, you wouldn’t be having this problem.

That set of standards has existed far longer than any religion or philosophy.

Don’t do to another what you would not want done to yourself.

The only struggle involved is that of people finding reasons to denounce that concept for their own self-gain.

“Universal Providence”? WTF? Nope.

I wonder how much he was paid to make that statement.

Sock puppet: “I am not a sock puppet!” - with voice coming from lobbyist for nazis.

Everyone knows bullshit when they see it. People choose to follow obviously stupid bullshit, like the scientologist cult.

Why? Cultists LIE! They push bullshit to take over your life, finances, and everything.

scientologist cultists are required to sign a billion year work contract. No, really.

Fucking cunts, too stupid and weak to abandon a league run by fascists.

“Nope, gotta watch ball go left, then right, the left again! It is IMPERATIVE!”

The most asshole way possible of fishing. Fuck everyone else, my pole is going here. Good luck dodging it. Invisible wire. SOMEWHERE.

You can’t just go kill something, can you? You have to fuck up whatever area you’re in.

Normal person: It’s nice to be out in nature. Fisherperson: It’s nice to be out here, let me huck 50lbs of crap in a dozen meter radius - all of it dangerous and unnecessary. Now I set up the invisible wires!

FUCK OFF to the middle of the ocean.

Nope.

Cool! How many are still alive? Who cares how many they planted? How many are alive?

He’s an authoritarian. He should be working on the many problems of the child rapist church he leads. “Look the other way”, says the child rapist leader. “Keep looking the other way!”

The other child rapist leader “president epstein” is saying the same thing. “No files! Look the other way at that churchy child rapist guy!”

It’s an optional survey where anyone can lie or opt out for any reason. If you take “Steam Survey” data seriously, you’re a fucking idiot.

Who gives a fuck about this asshole that died from being too close to a volcano fucking 50 years ago?!?!?! FUCK OFF!

Like they discovered it? Which they did not. Screw that. I’m naming my left nut after the commander’s late wife. Coincidentally, the right one is also named Carroll for different reasons.

It’s the same reason the T-1000 didn’t need to transform into “attack mode”. Odo is a particularly deadly type of fictional character that could kill another fictional character in thousands of different ways in a few fictional seconds.

Besides, Humanoids are the most deadly type of fictional character. Odo IS cosplaying as the scariest thing in the Universe, every single day.

Who, in their right mind, gives a shit about humans traveling to the Moon? Not even landing. Just going and coming back. WTF?!?! Gotta prove that technology still works 55 years after? Bullshit.

Was it a “waste money” dartboard?

NOPE. Just failed and scaled back missions until the only thing left is completely useless, uninspiring, and bland. The Epstein Class can’t get along for long enough to put together a space mission anymore. Just nazis, theft, and incompetence.

You want me to get excited about this? Fuck that twice.

Voyager cultivates the bio-neural cheese, making the smartest and most delicious cheese in the Delta Quadrant.

Cheese sales used for diplomacy, barter, and bribes. All Delta Quadrant species like this cheese.

Janeway, recognizing the power of the cheese to get home quickly, looks at a nutrient rich nebula in wonder saying “There’s cheese in that nebula!”

Bio-neural cheese easily defeats borg nanos in one-on-one nano deathmatches. Whole borg cubes left disconnected and smelling of cheese.

Neelix makes a fondue that becomes sentient for a few days. Janeway establishes diplomatic relations with the cheese. Neelix is now the ambassador of cheese.

Voyager gets home in 3 years, with borg defeated. Multiple successful diplomatic first contacts, and trade deals. Dramatic increase in all cheese related technology, and basic civil cheese rights across the Federation.

Guy thinks there’s a truck going around repossessing people’s toes.

You concocted a fantasy from a bunch of random numbers.

Fuck random numbers. Post them in the random number sub or gtfo, cuz’ it’s digital trash unless it has context 468285971.

Maybe they should take an ethics class after being stripped of their degrees. WTF?

His wife left him when she found out he’s in the Epstein files. Because Bill Gates rapes children.