every marketing genius and journalist who insisted on calling chatbots "AI’ will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
if we ever do develop artificial intelligence, what are they gonna call it, “AI 2.0”, “AI (For Real This Time)”, or, “AI no no no no no wait wait wait wait! So, it’s like a computer brain that actually computes, not a glorified parrot!”?
It’s a bit of a fantasy for leftists to have guns - if there were ever a leftward surge across the US (lol), that’s when you’d suddenly see how quickly the government can enact stringent gun controls.
The main reason why civilian-owned guns are so widespread is because said civilians are indoctrinated rubes who pose no real threat to capital; that, and so the arms industry has an additional revenue stream - one they’d give up if people were using their guns to form armed soviets
At school when MW2 was popular, I used to call it COD4:2
a job that requires you to speak on the radio for hours a day
gamers
the aviation world isn’t ready for the amount of n-bombs
i have dreams where i have more dogs than i actually do, or where they’ve run away 
i’ve also been having dreams where i’m a footballer and i can only say “obrigado” to my portuguese teammates because it’s the only portuguese word i know
broke: going into space and experiencing the overview effect
woke: going into space and experiencing the irresistible urge to devour all the territory for the glory of the evil empire
he was always flying around to different planets salvaging or stealing stuff to sell; maybe he primarily spoke Spacesperanto
Groucho Marxist
Oh man, this is up there with Dan Crenshaw’s “self-inflicted cumshot wound” 
For a country whose average elevation is almost identical to the Netherlands, you’d think they’d be more serious about climate change.
After all, the shareholders stand to lose out when millions of hectares of real estate start being swallowed up by big blue
P.S. very good write-up comrade; I enjoyed many a hearty chuckle 
Been seeing voxpop clips of reform voters - they have no idea what they’re actually voting for 100% of the time, and have circled around reform like flies on shit simply because they’ve been led to believe that this tiny isle is just too small for all the immigrants.
Doesn’t matter that we are a net-import economy that would depend either on degrowth (muh treets!) or increasing immigration, building more houses and actually bothering to integrate immigrant communities
that the nazis in the diary were upset that they were being kept awake at night by the cries of starving Jewish children
I read about the Einsatzgruppen - first wave mass-murder squads that the nazis deployed as they pushed east & west, often rounding up anyone deemed undesirable in any village they came across and shooting them in a field.
This system of serial extermination was found to be inefficient, due to the fact that the goons doing it were getting traumatised by having to personally execute thousands of people. It’s part of what led to the gas chambers - a method of killing removed enough from personal involvement that nobody feels (as much) guilt.
Impersonal, remote airstrikes - especially via drones - are a normalised modern day incarnation of the same idea.
it’s like the modeler placed the white hair and halfway through forgot they were working on raiden and made geralt instead
on pretty much every game’s announcement posts there’s hundreds of comments seemingly just ragebaiting from both sides of an issue; e.g. “dear devs, please put in lgbtq+ content!” or “dear devs, please do not succumb to woke mind virus and remove all lgbtq+ content!”
it’s dumb, but also difficult to tell what’s in bad faith and what’s just irony poisoned meme pasta
any time someone promotes manufacturing consent on social media i feel obliged to comment “the poor man’s inventing reality”
given that the whole historical mechanic is really just a VR experience of “genetic memories” run by an evil corporation (Abstergo) it stands to reason they would selectively edit certain aspects of history to suit their purposes
(just to play devil’s advocate for the writers, heh)
also 31, one of my premolars cracked clean in half a few months back resulting in my first visit to a dentist in about 20 years lol.
none of the NHS dentists around me would even entertain the notion of an emergency appointment due to not being an existing patient so had to go private - did manage to find somewhere friendly and reasonably priced 
that was my first port of call but the bank said because it’s still a pending charge I needed to contact the merchant to cancel it.
I managed to get amazon to escalate it to their gift cards escalation team who apparently will contact me in 48 hours.
If that fails, by that time the charge will have left my account and i’ll be able to dispute it with my bank 
in middle school a kid kneed me in the upper thigh and I had cartilage damage for about 15 years
If an elected official in the US did come out and say “yea, I’m a Marxist, fuck you gonna do about it”, wouldn’t there be red scare-era mechanisms in place to remove such officials and have them sent to Gitmo?