Pretty sure “hamburger” and “Texas” are a couple

Hey totally fucked up the perfect opportunity to put his last sentence in doge (meme) speak

Horizontally or vertically?

Aren’t green bins usually for yard waste and food scraps?

The Brain knows the (now) caller is totally trying to play the power move. The Brain isn’t giving them an inch.

It has googly eyes

You only need a couple of phrases (and a practiced accent/pronunciation) to seem believable enough for them to give up

Madlibs?

A bullet shape charge?

Come at me, bro

The 3 on the left look like the same person, just in different poses

That was typical-ish summer wear.

For winter, it was closer to this

Meanwhile my sister’s fiancee drank the whole pitcher and is back working there totally believing Elon is some super genius and that the cars are capable of full self-driving. (I really have to bite my tongue when listening to him)

My camry can self-drive too, same outcome. (just off a cliff, rather than in front of a train)

If you get around to caulking around the base, remember to leave rear section open. It’ll allow you to see the puddle of water if there is ever a leak from the wax/foam ring failing.

For me it’s mostly from the unintentional overthinking, being inundated by the all the different ways to do something, then becoming overloaded and lost on where or how to start

Well, it’s too big to be an actual louse, unless they have the fingers of an infant…

Maybe closer to deadpool

Liquified comet farts

I think they’re talking about the duvet