Not me. Both.

Meme necromancy right here.

Only because it’s unpopular.

This reads like it was written by an AI.

Time to send your fattest journalists.

$1 million and a loaded gun pointed at my back.

He calls it Kommodore Kush.

People my age tend to look older than me, because a lifetime of depression has left my face unmarred by smile lines.

LOL mine just said I had to have my parent sign it so they’d know I’d fucked it all up. Great plan bitch, now I get to have my mother drunkenly berate and scream for an hour and maybe throw something at me.

I wouldn’t say good so much as differently bad.

Accurate life pro tips.

So that’s what goes on in there. Huh. And here I just thought it was a design or logistics issue.

Came here to say this.

That’s super dooper intelligence. All those rich fuckheads love SDIs.

Shit I wish my mom had killed me as a children. Lucky little shits.

Speak for yourself. I’ll be damned if I celebrate sportsball.

Gluttony.

People keep asking for Dave - do you have any idea how many Daves I know?

And not even a large bag. Like the ones from a vending machine.

That’s like saying that fucking a honey badger would be fun if it wasn’t 95% beastiality and 5% death wish.