I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics and c/keeptrack of absurdist government.
Updated: toxicology reports have all come back negative for anything.
I don’t have a quality source because I don’t know how to search for French stories but there was some English coverage on a podcast.
If anyone has a quality report showing the toxicology results or the outcomes or updates on any of the arrests I’d love to see them.
Two wallets. 10k BTC each. These wallets were created back when BTC was 78¢. When you spend $10k the IRS might ask questions. If you are “structuring” correctly you avoid spending $9,999 and $1 within a short time span or even in the same reporting period. 10k BTC back then was something you could buy that looked like it wasn’t $10k but was really close. Spend it twice in two different wallets and if there are enough other transactions no one will notice.
Anytime you see a transaction or set of transactions that add up to or are just shy of 10k USD, BTC or pretty much anything, there should be a little bell that dings in your head and causes you to think “this person is clearly thinking about US tax reporting laws and trying to dodge them.”
Who had all that money back in 2011 that decided that now was the time to tap those wallets that are worth a billion each? Obviously someone that hasn’t needed the money until now. Someone that is planning on spending up to 2 billion. But not right away because if you try to sell 20k BTC in a hurry it will draw attention and potentially destabilize the currency. But you could sell it all off over the next year or longer without flooding the market.
Who wants to spend up to $2 billion in the next year? What could you buy with that kind of money? Elon musk spent ~$250 million getting Trump elected. That’s just an eighth of $2B. You could buy a lot of super PAC power with $2B. You could bankroll the primarying of every Republican that voted for OBBB. Weird that these wallets were dusted off so close to Elon saying he would primary anyone that voted for OBBB, and he has a strong affinity for crypto, and he had enough money in 2011 to buy that much BCT on a whim, and that he wouldn’t have had to touch it to pay other bills as BTC went from 78¢ to more than $100,000 over the last 14 years.
I wonder who these wallets belong to and what they will be used for?
This is what conspiracy thinking looks like. It’s me. I’m the one conspiracy thinking.
It is squash but squish is more fun to say.
It’s a cutesy name that isn’t boring
If you want to run with the herd turn to page 6.
If you want to ride back to the village turn to page 21.
I’m assuming you bought this instead of cooked it because most of us don’t stock styrofoam containers.
Can you tell us where you got it?
Star Trek fans.
NCC-1701
Species 8472 is under represented.
Just leaving this here later.
Took me a moment to realize you weren’t talking about Arthur Miller. “Well duh. That doesn’t even sound like Death of a Salesman and he is dead. Oh. Wait. Stephan Miller, Nazi sympathizer.”
Where he puts his name and title in there different ways in case someone was unclear who this insecure narcissist is? That signature block?
Diameter. Full width kielbasa.
These are not hot dogs. These are short kielbasas. An inch thick around each. It’s basically a pound of sausage for one person
Walmart bakery section has better ones than the bread section and they cost less too.
I should mention that the sausages were 11 minutes in the air fryer. Perfect skin every time.
I don’t know if Doritos would work on this. Maybe as a crushed garnish on top?
Half a cup of parm is about 40¢ but I got 2 1/2 servings out of this. So less than 20¢ per person.
Cool. I should go to West Java