That commercial has its own Wiki page

It came out in 2009

Alabama: Oh yeah!

Anal - Lubrication = Ouchie Time

They won’t listen to the people. They’ll keep their losing talking points. Organized opposition only works if they don’t have to actually govern

I work at a bean canning plant. Her flagrant misuse of our product is disgusting. My line manager saw this and had a heart attack!

It’s my favorite. Literally the first post I ever made to Reddit like 16 years ago.

When he holds aloft his magic chair

So, if no one experiences sexual attraction to me, what does that make me? Anti-sexual? Axes, maybe?

Their “next generation of leaders” are all coked out MAGAts who are frothing at the mouth to bring fascism and Nazi ideals to the country

Animal Crossing 2?

It’s why Superman has endured. Interesting stories

Or God simply doesn’t exist and we as a species need to deal with our own problems

Trump Regime: What was that? Can’t hear you. [returns to torturing prisoners]

That’s sounds very unpatriotic, citizen. Are you a dirty commie?! /s

Shortstacks are easy to Google

I’ve seen some girls with shorts so small their asshole must be chafing

Stab him in the gut and lay her eggs

Balance is the key