The roles involving scenery chewing were my favorite. The man had fun

Saw a Fallout 4 mod that would do this and immediately imagined my PC on fire.

I gave up part way through season 6

Or the asshole truck with undercarriage lights AND mounted lights on a bar over the cab.

I think you skipped past the whole “billionaires” part in your hurry to blame an entire country. This is just more class warfare

They can and have run out of those stickers.

Standing desk squad got beef yo

It’s pushing them back in that’s the worst part

Not sure. My Waze for Android shows them. Maybe someone has to report them first?

I put together 8 IKEA cabinets in the last 2 weeks. After stepping on two of these, I found the willpower to trash the extras and those in my stash. Tossed over a dozen of them.

I found that they never updated my addres. Would probably deny me

It’s the same strategy of randomly firing off a gun in a neighborhood you want to buy a house in.

… 'Merica?

I found a 2 inch scorpion in my shorts last year. Glad he wasn’t a whopper like that big boy

Because I’m lazy and clumsy.

New to Capitalism?

Texas is red because of gerrymandering and rural areas. It’s probably closer to purple if Republicans would stop fucking everything up

They’re mammals too

This was a good one. So bad my child snapped and tried to choke me.

Abolish is the nice way of fixing things.

Because he’s a dick