They’re using the FBI to attack Democratic organizations

A big L for Geordi

There’s a reason for all that Velma r34

Yay Capitalism! /s

Trump does the least amount of work of any president in history and yet has done the greatest amount of damage

I see Stellan Skarsgård

If you read Cary Elwes’ book, he goes into detail about the fencing. A good book overall

And nothing will happen

Executives with their golden parachutes

What about the other 2000?

I still can’t swim in it.

“Howdy, partner, I’m Genghis Khan.”

He’s become a walrus with a ponytail

He’s not an actor. He just wanders onto movie sets and they record him being himself.

Everyone pisses on Sandler, but he’s got range and variety in his roles. Studios pay him to be silly so he can take chances on other roles.

Everyone sleeping on Vacation Friends. A fun movie

If Democrats have proven to be anything, it’s cave-ins.

To be fair, he’s never been convicted criminally of rape. We all know he’s a scumbag pedo, but the justice system has never caught up to him (and never will because it’s broken).

I saved a hotel chain millions during an outage. I got $1,000 bonus.

The second time, I got a pat on the back and no raise that year.

Fuck corporations

I make endless dadjokes irl. I don’t care if anyone laughs or reacts. They make me happy