No, fuck you. I’m not letting another holiday supercede Halloween

Thats awesome, congrats on the good day! (And good date)

Hell yea, thats great! I love the gray scale tone of it all, that matched with the pink accents is really nice! I like that the pink goes with the axolotle shirt, even if they’re not colored in. 10/10, no notes

Its me

Good girl :3

Mrow

Manul 👍

Oh heck yes

Then they can deal with my tiddies out

Is this slop? I can’t tell anymore 😭

Elrond thinks all 4 hobbits are in a gay poly relationship

Tomato has nothing going on behind those eyes, he’s so adorable

Fine, we can do it on the sidewalk I guess

Of all the new-gen slang, rizz is probably one of the best slang words/phrases imo. Fun to say and it comes from charisma which is easy to explain to people who don’t know

Hell yea, fuck her. You’re way too cool to let someone else drag you down!

🔥🔥🔥

Dont worry, you can use the communal fleshlight. Be sure to wash it when you’re done!

Nah the TV is for family guy clips and subway surfer so the sex doesn’t get boring

I worked at Leatherman for a while, and ended up with this (and a lot of other multi-tools haha):

It’s a Free P4 that’s been fairly customized. I replaced some implements like changing the saw out for a file, and adding a bit holder. I also was able to get the scales in a black coating and the main knife blade in a brass coating. What’s really fun is one of the scales is a “Leatherman Garage” scale from when they released the Mr. Crunch limited edition tool.

I wouldn’t say I treat it badly, but I also dont baby it. I use it pretty regularly, mainly the knife, plyers, scissors, and pry-bar/flathead/package-opener bits. I also keep a squirt in my other pocket, because sometimes you just need 2 plyers

I’m convinced the stroke was fake and his run as a democrat was a ruse to get elected on false promises