They’d be very upset if they could read

Rolling out the red carpet and unleashing the cops on people in the interests of Herzog is disgusting

I seldom lock my doors, and even if I lock the front door, the back door is always open for my dog to go in and out as he pleases

I never worry about being hit, and firearm crime here is vanishingly rare

Nowhere is perfect. My nearest pub isn’t the sort of place if ever go because the regulars are morons, but I live somewhere peaceful and serene

In a crisis, I know that I’m infinitely more capable and useful than someone who shuffles paper and pretends that they add value to society

I am a tradesman

I also have a bachelor of science degree

What I do is most definitely skilled labour

The bullshit, classist crap about what is and is not skilled labour is pathetic

I can promise that when the chips are down, the most useless people are the ones who sneer at those of us with calloused hands

Since when has reality or evidence ever factored into the thinking of a conspiracy theorist (unless it conveniently aligns with their idiocy?)

For-profit healthcare is beyond disgusting

Slavery never went away in the US. It was rebranded, encompassing all but the ruling classes, with people’s health tied to their employment

All so some people who were already rich could get richer, and the cost to the American public is a fucking disgrace

Long live Luigi!

I hope we don’t

AI is a useful tool, but right now it’s being weilded by fools as a solution in desperate search of a problem

She’s a vicious cunt, and I look forward to her obituary

I’ve had yanks talk about knife crime, like it’s a justification for their obsession with firearms

The worst places for knife crime in the UK pale in comparison to the average knife crime rates in cities in the US

And then there’s the general assault stats

The US is more dangerous across the board than the UK

I live in paradise, where shoplifting just about makes the front page. I don’t lock my house up. I have absolutely zero fear of someone breaking into my place

I’ve had Americans tell me that they wouldn’t feel safe living here, because they’d be worried that people would see it as an easy target for crime

Fear is so ingrained that they seem to need it

I suspect that it’s because they can use fear to justify hate, and they really like hating over there.

And stupid yanks choose to believe them

They want other countries to be shitholes like 'Murica so badly because they can’t handle the fact that the rest of the world doesn’t want to be America, we don’t want them to be involved in our lives, and we just want them to fuck off and sit in the corner to drink wallpaper paste and eat crayons

He’s just annoyed that he doesn’t have enough of the corrupt cunts in his pocket

Can you blame them?

The US is a fucking hellscape

I spend quite a bit of time there. I’m over several times a year and I genuinely don’t know how people can live like that

There’s a constant thin thread of fear, wrapped around everything, running through everything

People are afraid of the people around them. They’re afraid of their government, they’re afraid of the people who are supposed to be there to protect them, they’re afraid of their employers, they’re afraid of the unknown

I’m very careful not to take my charmed life for granted

They’ll vote for the next republican, and the one after that, because they’re in a cult, and those republicans promises to hurt the people that the cult fear and hate

It’s disgusting, but it’s in their nature

They knew exactly what they were voting for.

They voted for a hateful, stupid, vicious, narcissistic, bigoted thug

I don’t believe for a second that they genuinely have any regrets, and I believe that they’d vote for him again if they can (assuming that 'Murica ever has another election…)

It sounds like a cliche, but relax

Nobody is thinking about you as much as you are!

I hope you have a blast

Carina Burina O Fortuna

If it’s worth watching, I’ll watch it on my telly

It’s hardly an “effort”

I agree

America is stupid by design. Educated people are dangerous because they’re more able to see when they’re being manipulated

It’s polarised though: There are some amazing minds in the US, and some very, very dumb. The dumb are useful to the powerful

The most brilliant thing that those in power (the real power) have done is to convince the people in the middle that it’s not worth bothering.

America is built on hate, but the reason it has continued for a couple of hundred years isn’t the hate, it’s the apathy and resignation

Baden Powell was a fucking paedo