Perdoname, mi español es un poquito flojo

I say this all the time around family

God’s pretty chill

I asked him if I should eat a box of peeps for lunch and he didn’t say no, so I went ahead and did it

Egads, they’re investing in infrastructure!

You do remember correctly

World’s Greatest parts 1 and 2, the Superman/Batman crossover event

Has one of my favorite Batman lines, when the Joker goes down in the Lexwing, Harley Quinn shouts out “Puddin’!” and Batman just goes “He is now”

Yup

A lot of them want to do stuff, but don’t know where to start

If even 1 out of 5 people I handed pamphlets to show up at the org meetings, I will have done something amazing

The libs love it when I match hecklers’ energy, but respond positively

I learned back in the early online game days that people don’t know how to respond to loud kindness or weirdness when they’re expecting hostility

I had some luck handing out literature and striking up conversations

Plus, I think they appreciated when a guy drove up and started screaming pro-ICE stuff, I just walked up and said “Have a blessed day, we love you!” and confused the hell out of him so he left

These are the same people who fell for The Ghost of Kiev, The Russians are fighting with shovels and they blew up their own pipeline

You could probably convince them to eat a sponge if you told them it was a piece of cheese

I love when people talk so confidently out of their own asses

Then when they’re absolutely proven wrong, which they always are, you hear the chorus of No one could have predicted this!

You old mustard tiger

(ФωФ)

It’s a friendly pat on the buttocks

Like the sports people do

No worries, you continue being amazing too!

!!( ; ﾛ)ﾟ ﾟ

I think when I use the terms, I am going with more of a matter of complexity rather than subject matter

The difference between a picture book and a novel, as an easy shorthand

I am complicated sometimes

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