They steal my time, I help myself to free AAA batteries and pens

Let’s all take a nap

Naps are nice

A 30 minute lunch break protest of a guy who isn’t even in office yet

Yup.

Sounds about white

Italian!

I would have actually liked to see Zach Snyder try to make Granny Goodness or Virman Vunderbar imposing

Steppenwolf is easy, he’s just Darkseid’s uncle, you can do whatever

But I would have loved to see him do Granny Goodness without being horrible misogynistic or Virman without just making him a Nazi

Don’t think it would have worked, but it would have been funny to see

I hate reddit so goddamed much

Liberalism is a hell of a drug

If Obama were a soda

Go ahead

And while you’re at it…

Herr’s is good too

Love their jalapeño cheddar cheese puffs

You’ll take my Utz cheese balls from my cold dead hands

Which will probably be soon, considering I eat Utz cheese balls

Lol, the tyrant has champagne too

Pretty sure she already moved to Ireland after he won the election, so Donny T is once again slow on the draw

My t-shirt that says there was no conspiracy behind Jeffery Epstein is attracted a lot of questions my shirt already answered!

Thank you