FlakesBongler [they/them]
Midwestern Oaf
Shy, but willing to talk if approached
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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•"All Muslims should show absolute loyalty to the Saudis because we hold 2 Holy cities"English
26·8 hours agoGod’s pretty chill
I asked him if I should eat a box of peeps for lunch and he didn’t say no, so I went ahead and did it
FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netto
news@hexbear.net•Moscow is pouring hundreds of millions of dollars into an aggressive buildout of transport and trade infrastructure in the Ukrainian territories it has seized.English
44·8 hours agoEgads, they’re investing in infrastructure!
FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netto
Movies & TV@hexbear.net•Lex Luthor Gets Kryptonite CancerEnglish
3·9 hours agoYou do remember correctly
World’s Greatest parts 1 and 2, the Superman/Batman crossover event
Has one of my favorite Batman lines, when the Joker goes down in the Lexwing, Harley Quinn shouts out “Puddin’!” and Batman just goes “He is now”
FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•This No Kings Protest has changed everything. For the first time in my life, someone said "nice sign dude"English
18·10 hours agoYup
A lot of them want to do stuff, but don’t know where to start
If even 1 out of 5 people I handed pamphlets to show up at the org meetings, I will have done something amazing
FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•This No Kings Protest has changed everything. For the first time in my life, someone said "nice sign dude"English
27·10 hours agoThe libs love it when I match hecklers’ energy, but respond positively
I learned back in the early online game days that people don’t know how to respond to loud kindness or weirdness when they’re expecting hostility
FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•This No Kings Protest has changed everything. For the first time in my life, someone said "nice sign dude"English
38·10 hours agoI had some luck handing out literature and striking up conversations
Plus, I think they appreciated when a guy drove up and started screaming pro-ICE stuff, I just walked up and said “Have a blessed day, we love you!” and confused the hell out of him so he left
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Slop.@hexbear.net•"Russians are not revolutionaries at heart. They won’t fight civil wars to overthrow dictators. They don’t value freedom like we do."English
28·13 hours agoThese are the same people who fell for The Ghost of Kiev,
The Russians are fighting with shovelsandthey blew up their own pipelineYou could probably convince them to eat a sponge if you told them it was a piece of cheese
FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•"Russians are not revolutionaries at heart. They won’t fight civil wars to overthrow dictators. They don’t value freedom like we do."English
23·13 hours agoI love when people talk so confidently out of their own asses
Then when they’re absolutely proven wrong, which they always are, you hear the chorus of
No one could have predicted this!
FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netto
badposting@hexbear.net•there's a new sheriff in town if you don't want trouble you better not post any good postsEnglish
2·22 hours agoYou old mustard tiger
FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netto
memes@hexbear.net•Volcel police, explain this?English
26·1 day agoIt’s a friendly pat on the buttocks
Like the sports people do
FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Slop is such sweet sorrow...English
9·1 day agoNo worries, you continue being amazing too!

!!( ; ロ)゚ ゚
FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Slop is such sweet sorrow...English
13·1 day agoI think when I use the terms, I am going with more of a matter of complexity rather than subject matter
The difference between a picture book and a novel, as an easy shorthand
I am complicated sometimes
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Perdoname, mi español es un poquito flojo
I say this all the time around family