


Midwestern Oaf
Shy, but willing to talk if approached








Sometimes, there is a karmic rebalancing


My autistic ass could never be peer pressured into being hazed
Now, if someone pretty wanted to treat me bad, that’s a different story 




No problemo
If there is a funny cartoon, I know all the good jokes from it


Okay
But then you have to eat this slice of pizza we found under the couch


Sealab joke where they try to explain racism to this character and all he can imagine is that everyone has a black version of themselves


THROWS A CAN OF WHITE MONSTER AT YOU


What is a man?
A violent little ball of trauma!


Are you saying there’s a black Germany?
He drives around in an armored car and has like five bodyguards
Man has bought his own sauce and turned into a paranoid terror-jockey


Hope they all drown in liquid shit
How it didn’t radicalize more people that a single judge could basically overturn the punishment he was sentenced to for a widespread harassment campaign against grieving parents will forever remain a mystery to me


Probably keep doing what they’re doing now
Just port to PC and PlayStation


they earn it every single day



culturally normal
gesticulates wildly


Would be funny if he got killed in one of the Iranian missile strikes