I think the orcas have been telling us who to butcher for that first

I feel like Jordan Klepper would be perfect for that, he does great on the street engaging with folks and trying to explain their ignorance slowly

(FYI Jon is the frazzled old mensch, John is the increasingly frustrated Brit)

It was the opposite in SLC, fireworks were going off all over for a good 5-6 hours. I surmised everyone was just lighting off all the stock they had since tariffs and drones are going to make them more expensive and dangerous than they’re worth.

Still got a pile of bottle rockets and Roman candles in the closet but lately I feel more like pointing them at masked white dudes than doing anything to celebrate America

In that case sweet tea would be the one, it’s just simple syrup with some flavoring from a leaf

Unless you work nights then you just get to look at a stack of pizza boxes as a treat

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In a “broken clock is right twice a day” type of thing, all the conspiracy theorists talking about how Jews secretly run the world have a bit of a point, although it’s specifically the Israeli govt/military and not Judaism as a whole. We, the most powerful military in human history, just hand them shit that goes bang for ethical (religious and lobbying) reasons and to actually hopefully bring about Armageddon. It’s disgusting

Ever heard of the East India Company?

Damn I gotta go back to school

Death Death to the IDF!

All of my cats sleep like that, we try to cultivate a chill vibe haha

Ah yes but the belly rubs are a trap too, once you find the right scratch spot he’ll hold your arm down

He went from itty bitty stray

to a big brick, he’s twice as big as the other cats and four times as dumb but he’s like a weighted rumbling blanket if you’re having a bad day

I used the ballot box and voted straight blue, yes.

Really looking like it’s time for the next box and I hate that but no nazi deserves to breathe

I’m having a similar experience with the PS5. Been playing since Gran Turismo on the PS1 and have it in the living room with multiple controllers. Thing is…like you said there’s no couch coop anymore, if 3 of us want to shoot zombies on the same map it just can’t but 2 player is there…with giant black bars on the sides to make it 4:3 on my 65” tv.

We’ve spent more time playing Balatro than COD the last few weeks, smaller cheaper games are simply a better deal right now with the price tag and all the mtx

My therapist is taking two weeks off for their own mental health, been hearing the same woes from everyone and it’s weighing

I used to work for AAA which has a program called GIG (Get It Going) where you can rent a Prius in the Bay Area much like a Lime scooter. They had to stay connected and EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND someone would take one up to hike in the mountains or drive down the coast, lose connection and it would instantly go into lockdown mode. They would have to call for us to tow a dead car they couldn’t even open to get their things out of.

So hey, a bear or crackhead might do the killing for you if you get a WiFi car

Or they could charge you. When I bought a used Ford the dealer wanted me to pay a $100 fee to change the door keypad code, something I did myself in about 2 minutes.

My little one will follow me to bed and curl up on my chest to sleep. If I move she stomps off in a huff but only to the edge of the bed in order to keep watch and fight off any of the others that may want to jump up and cuddle. With friends like these…

Kind of except there wasn’t much rioting and the government just gave ICE carte blanche to build more “sanctuary districts.”

As much as I love Trek I think Einstein was more correct about WW4 being fought with sticks and stones.

The Lightning is still stupid expensive but I’d love to have one