Recently I also came across this argument: Trump in general thrives of beef. He will bring up some disagreement from 50 years ago at the drop of a hat and holds onto it forever.

The (2 so far?) assassination attempts? Not a word. Doesn’t seem to give 2 shits about being shot at.

Odd at the very least.

Oh I’m sure this particular specimen doesn’t even need to be shot for that.

kinda like using a swab to clean the spot where the needle goes… before giving someone the lethal injection on death row.

Is this a vice president kinda thing?

Hello, my name is Inigo Toyota.

100% and I’m glad to see this take is getting some traction.

Excuse me? That’s clearly an imposter trying to play me. Edit: jk mine are AD and HD.

100%

I’m pretty geecky myself but the avalanche of super hero movies of the past 10 years has left me utterly saturated. Yesterday I saw the Street fighter trailer ad I was already bored.

Still it’s got a beak and feathers, therefore it sounds like “Buh-Guck”.

Jumpin Jesus!

B3vUhLeE

I’m gonna write it, I’M GONNA WRITE IT!

“antifa”

Oooh big whoop.

“These servers ain’t no good I tells ya!”

WHACK

“… so anyway you guys wanna see my roadkill penis collection?

As far as a hobby goes it’s got some stiff competition! Hah!

But anyways do you?”

Oh absolutely not, but the USA is without a doubt the silliest one at that.

In most countries political figures are boring by default. Maybe a few outliers but all in all blander than oatmeal with water instead of milk.

Do I even need to start describing the USA?

You guys have fucking wrestling in front of the White House that’s being wrecked to build a ginormous ballroom on top of a “secret” bunker. I could go on for pages but I’m gonna end up in tldr territory very quickly.

(Also, it was just a play on a Monty python quote)

annoyed voice “We’re sorry we lit the poopbag on fire and left it on your doorstep misses Kutalowski, we won’t do it again.”

Cookie Monster: not just vocals.

“On second thought let’s not go to the United States. ‘t’is a silly place.”

Of the top: Catholicism, evangelicalism, Mormonism, Jehovah’s witnesses,…

I mean this list goes on and on. They all have one guy in common.

“Forbes receives devastating bombshell comment from Brain Tyler Cohen that they have feared most on twitter.”