If he really believed his crap, he would have quit to work as a llama herder by now.

Did the eyeliner last for the rest of the afternoon too?

Or it’s a panel optimized for exploiting infrared light.

So… You’ve got the Nazi party on one side and the Origami one on the other?

Cover it with a trash bag to “protect your hand from the smell”.

What happened to the last French king?

Ours mysteriously became shorter. It was a full on epidemic of that shit for a time too…

Is that the same braincell orange cats share?

That checks out: I hurt all the time and I never got a tattoo.

Apparently.

They never said they wanted their current database.

Nearly lethal levels of sarcasm, I’d say.

But think of the shareholders!

I wonder how long his gravestone will last with all those people ready to piss on it…

Under Linux, running a game on Epic is a pain next to Steam, so if the game is good enough…

Is it because Wine has improved, or because Windows has not?

We can be negative about him, if he prefers that way: He’s about as useful as his beloved AI, after all…

You have to go to Waffle House to pay the rent?

A criminal identifier spray?

He wants to see loads of AI generated porn of himself…