: “Something caused another thing…it must be the nazi magic! Now we need to slaughter everyone who isn’t a white man or else you’ll make the nazi wizard in the sky sad!”

literal weak-minded sheep.

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Every day my inevitable tedpilling slowly draws closer and closer.

CHUDDery is always the result of intellectual laziness, feeble-mindedness, or usually both.

This is art, beautifully done comrade.

: “Evil Empire? You believe in evil? Pah, morality is for the weak! This will make us better at war and that is all that matters! You’re too caught up in your feelings, and that’s weakness! Yes, I am a traditionalist Christian, why’d you ask?”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the right likes to brag that they’re chaotic neutral, but they’re the textbook example of lawful evil.

“What could possibly go wrong?” might as well be ’s motto.

I HATE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION AND ITS CONSEQUENCES! I HATE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION AND ITS CONSEQUENCES!

Honestly, I’d pick or . With the former, no language barrier and Scotland is a bit more laid back. As for the latter, France at least has done some pretty based things like topple their monarchy and the 1968 protests.

Plus, a good cheat code to use against CHUDs in Europe is saying “what are we, a bunch of dumb Americans?” any time they do something CHUDDy (but in France you might want to say “Brits” instead for the extra sting.)

Even the liberals are doing the “Just move to Europe, bro” meme as if that isn’t basically impossible for the majority of people. Like, if I could fuck off to Scotland, I would have done so as soon as I graduated high school.

Oh yeah, and I have to pay taxes to the US even if I’m not living there because of citizenship-based taxation. It’s not enough for the bourgeoisie to tell me to go away if I ever point certain things out, but they will still get a cut of my paycheck even if I do.

Red-Brown alliance with to stop the hypothetical cock milking?

Don’t give them ideas for soma.

Every fascist explaining their political views be like

Unlike us, they don’t need to hide their political views since they’re the default. We need to carefully craft literally every word we say benhind euphamisms so we don’t make people literally violently freak out upon hearing something that they don’t agree with, but they can all say “DAE we should legalize murder?” and everyone’s cool with it.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

“We will literally murder you if you don’t share our delusions about talking snakes and the wizard in the sky, but your nonconformity is what’s being crammed down people’s throats.”

The normies still haven’t figured out that free speech applies to unpopular opinions too.

It’s poetically ironic how much the upper-middle-class will spend all that money just to look like us poors.

From the white-collar suburbanite that calls himself a ‘redneck’, to the CHUDs with sparkling pickups, I like to refer to them as ‘cosplay cowboys’. What’s worse is that they’re making their LARP somewhat real, look at how much cities, especially walkable cities are rapidly gentrifying, while the wasteful consoomery suburbs that cosplay cowboys prefer are now the closest thing to a place where us poors can live.

So in some sense, suburbs are where both the rich and poor live together for wildly different reasons.

Nietzsche was wrong about ‘slave morality’ being attributed to the left.

is worse than a slave, he’s a minion, a loyal lapdog. I don’t even hate him, I’m angry for him that his misplaced generosity is wasted on the ungrateful bastards of the 1%.

would take a bullet for David Koch, but David Koch would gladly sell to satan for a literal penny.

: “Clean up AFTER MYSELF! BUT AH DUN WANNA! That’s your job, poor!”

Our so-called betters are mentally spoiled 5-year old children. Literally they won’t even clean up after their own mess because they’re too lazy to.

Pardon the sectarianism, but billionaire’s shameless bourgeoisie decadence has really taken the sting out of the ‘totalitarian/authoritarian’ label:

The government self-righteously refusing to challenge corporate power because “muh freedumz”? Guess what, corporations replace the government and regulate us. Sure, it’s okay because they paid for it and it’s all their rightful property, you know, just like a king.