I have not met a single mall security guard that I would be comfortable possessing a combat shotgun, but I’m glad you had fun I guess

requesting a shang tsung emoji so I can post it solely in response to this comment and never again

alright

well

I remember talking with my ex about him, I remember her saying “I used to be very interested in what he had to share, but when he started going after Hillary I thought, wait a minute… who’s side are you on?” I’ll never forget the way she said that. Like, this dude is exposing grotesque violations of human lives, but he dared to cast a stain on the golden goddess Hillary Clinton, so it’s actually cool and good that he should rot in prison forever.

Also had an argument with this ex where I brought her to the jaw-dropping admission that she believed Cuba should surrender to the US’s siege and give up their right to self-determination, purely because it would mean the people of Cuba would theoretically suffer less under the rule of the empire whose boot is currently upon their throat.

wow thank goodness I don’t live in a place where I am forced to labor under threat of losing my access to shelter, food, and basic civil rights

Yeah I really don’t like seeing posts like this, it’s effectively nothing but an assault on my already anxiety-riddled psyche’s thoroughly battered defenses.

My first and only emoji request

What didn’t you like about it?

If I just get a bruise here and there it wouldn’t be a big deal to me, as long as they heal. Just more literal than the usual means by which the vampires feed off of me.

I guess I’m just wondering if there’s any way in which it is particularly worse than other forms of exploitation.

I might be interested, depending on what the hours are like. Are you required to work specific times, and specific numbers of hours? If so, how many?

Oh don’t worry, I always wait until the pressure pin thingy is down before I open. I ain’t about to get exploded.

Yo, anyone got pressure cooker experience? I fucked up and opened the pressure cooker too soon, and the food hasn’t finished cooking. What should I do? Just like… reset the pressure cooking timer for half the original time and leave it alone?

It was going for about an hour, which is how long it was supposed to cook, and then it started counting up. I (incorrectly I guess) assumed that the counting up was the phase where it naturally releases pressure, so when the count-up got to 15 minutes I released the remaining pressure manually and opened it up, only the food wasn’t done.

Why do I always lie in bed desperately craving pasta when I am below calorie count for the day

What is it with literally everyone from every single region in every part of the planet bragging about how many drunks there are as one of the first two things they mention about where they’re from

y’all can’t ALL be the drunkest mother fuckers on the planet

Accidentally went to r/all today on and this thread from a sub I hadn’t seen since I’d mostly left that fed-to-public umbilical of a website called “BoomersBeingFools” and it really instilled in me just how toxic, shitty, and privileged redditors are all over again. The way they stereotype other people, the way they band together to circlejerk about how funny and cool it is to put someone down based purely on preconceived notions that the one who brought them up presented, the way they assume that everyone is of the same financial privilege as they are… it’s disgusting to me, on a fundamental level.

Reading commenters joking and downplaying the worth of their “starter homes” when you live in a room attached to a garage and struggle to keep more than $200 in your bank account

Sweet. I’m a Stellaris casual but I will look into this method!

Interesting, what elements benefit from having unemployed pops?

Why is having “unemployed pops” in Stellaris a bad thing? Making it so nobody has to do shit they don’t wanna do is the whole reason I’m out here, fucker