Yeah, those rule. Theodore and Woodrow might be too on the nose.

His namesake, the God Emperor of Dune, would roll this motherfucker over with a high tech go-kart.

Any Anglon femme names combined with this formula (Two syllable name-one syllable name)

Anna-Belle

Mary-Lynne

Cathy-Lou

It’s when boys like boys. Male gays

Objectification of women, reducing them down to their value in sex. Of course men get race fetishized by women, and it happens with non-hetero people, but I imagine it all stems from how the patriarchy treats sex as conquest.

Play-G (pronounced as plague)

Technically it’s reductionist to have the position “anything the American government is bad, I support whoever they oppose” but it’s not exactly wrong. I guess in recent times ISIS was actually bad but the CIA might have been funding them.

She dodged a bullet. Too bad she wasn’t already married, she could’ve gotten a sweet Ford Mustang with 70% APR and zero down.

He’s gonna do Jason and the Argonauts starring Jason Mantzoukas next.

Chateau de Craquer

I think the entire plot inside the walls is enough pasture for one cattle. That cattle pad would starve them.

Sprinklers

He’s been delivering on economic relief for New Yorkers with his policies, and part of that included getting Hochul’s support for state funding. Mamdani hasn’t dismantled the NYPD and his rhetoric on international policy is lame sometimes, but on using his actual power he’s improving the lives of the working class of NYC.

Women’s social clubs doing charity in NYC? We truly are doing the gilded age pt 2.

Mitch McCocknballtorture

The Francis Scott Key bridge is still destroyed.

He thinks Fully Automated Luxury Capitalism is both feasible and only a decade away.

I was already a successful nonfiction author with two books that had sold more than 150,000 copies. I had a track record and a substantial online platform, And my new book garnered substantial interest.

Such a glaringly obvious typo in a paragraph about author credentials is unintentional satire.

It’s actually riddled with typos now that I finished it.

I think you’re using modern US for the basis of this, but I think you can get a lot of mileage from also borrowing from the 1800s. Make it a 100 year old kingdom, or even less. Make the indigenous genocide ongoing instead of in the past. Have lords that are constantly threatening to secede and then get rewarded.

The next Elder Scrolls needs to take the GTAV approach. Make one big ass city and its hinterlands to explore. Set it next to mountains and you have a few biomes you can engage with and a natural barrier. A couple small towns on the exterior that actually make the main city feel bigger. You can divide the city to wall off the noble district for higher level play and throw in some catacombs to dungeon delve. EZ PZ