Why not just interview a shit ton of people who actually live this daily? And compare that against interviews with white dudes…

12ft.io often works

“Legal incantations.”

Yeah, but I doubt that’s gonna happen

I agree, but I don’t have hope.

And the rubes who believe them here, do you expect them to exert 30 feet without their phones telling them what to do?

Dove of Oneness is 100% a cult leader title

Why are they always surprised?

The public defender was on her game. She immediately asked for an adjournment, hoping the judge wouldn’t catch on.

The judge definitely caught on.

…hello?

I meant to go see this over the weekend, but I forgot…

You caught me. I did not

I genuinely wonder what they listed for his post-death miracles (a saint requirement). Are they technology related?

I’ve moped out of buying tickets for bands I’ve really wanted to see because of Ticketmaster’s fees and bullshit on their website.

The insurance industry will love this.

They’re why I don’t go to concerts. But we shall see.

I wish Biden were that cool.

From the headline alone, I wonder if these are offerings to the idol or someone threatening. Kinda thinking the former*

Now to read.

What a wonderful compliment for Mr. Smith.

I read elsewhere that one of Biden’s terms was that mics are off except when one person is allotted time to speak.

“Go fast and break things people.”