this is perfect actually.

not even Catholic and I’m tempted to try this.

hey! check out this guy! he’s never seen a chick take a horse dildo before.

further proving just because you’re smart, doesn’t mean you’re a criminal mastermind.

guy should have laundered it across multiple wallets and various crypto flavors. at the very least it would have stopped anyone from looking and going “this one here is moving a lot of money”.

AWS hosts a wide majority of internet content. if you have used the internet today, you would have a 90% chance to have used an Amazon product.

also, Amazon is more than an online retailer and provide distribution and logistical support. I have bought items from eBay that were shipped and delivered from Amazon. doesn’t stop there either, Amazon is one of the predominant worldwide shipping suppliers. there’s a chance that if you bought anything imported, it came from Amazon shipping.

a company as profitable as Amazon became profitable because they maintain a diverse service line. you use them even if you don’t intend to do so.

going out of your way to not use one of their many services is commendable, though has little impact on their quarterly profit goals.

bold statement. I guarantee you have used Amazon, just not willingly or knowingly.

keep lickin’ them boots baby. I want to see them shine!

would be the perfect crime. there’s 1400 suspects.

I wanted to build an entire social network that was based on that a decade ago.

the globe would be segmented into “tiles” and you could see activity in that tile. each user would have their own smaller tile that would be used to gather posts within their bounds, so in essence you could see a customized view if you were between 2-6 other tiles.

I wanted to go further and allow paid services to post information across multiple tiles. for example, if you had a product and wanted to target the whole world, you’d have to pay the fee for each tile in the entire world. of course you could still filter them out and such.

businesses could purchase their own tile where you could see things like how busy they are, menus, reviews, etc. this was particularly interesting for places like art museums where I wanted users to be able to see more information about displays and be able to have discussions about them within the community.

I had high hopes for it.

and then trump won his first term and I stopped working on it because I lost all motivation.

edit: tbh, lemmy and federation social networks in general have given me some small motivation but nothing more than thinking about how awesome it would have been. I would have been done with it by now if I had continued.

good.

now do Amazon.

John Madden

like this?

the resemblance is uncanny.

this problem is so gloriously Japanese it hurts.

we want to set sales tax to 0%

sorry, can’t do it.

why not?

software was never designed to have a 0% tax and it will make every cash register turn inside out.

but we want it to be 0%

then put in a RFC and we’ll take a look once we have some free cycles

then I guess it’s time we go back to terminal browsing. text based sites here we come.

everyone knows kpop is the immortal enemy of Christians.

I liked mxpx back in the early 2000s. when I found out they were a Christan punk band I stopped listening to them.

who the fuck makes a Christan punk band?? wankers, that’s who.

I have similar.

• privacy badger
• ublock
• adblock plus

and have pihole on my network.