







The exception being Biggs, although I’ve never met a Biggs.

how am I supposed to talk my family into using this over something normal?


I was out on business floating around the Cayman islands going from point to point and met a small statured man from the Philippines. he had this amazing boat that was so whimsical it felt as if it had floated out of a story book. it had these incredibly tiny glass chimes hanging from the palm roof and with the washing of the waves it sounded like magic.
anyway, he offered us something to eat and we obviously couldn’t say no. he quickly began to work on his boat cooking up a storm. he was an absolute master at what he was doing! it was such a thrill to see him toss a bit of this and that into his pot and watch over it lovingly as it simmered. the air was filled with this amazing aroma of garlic, saffron, and tomato.
finally after a mouthwatering hour of cooking he plated the most beautiful Bouillabaisse for us to enjoy, and what a treat it was! it was the best Bouillabaisse I have ever had in my life!
unfortunately, I heard not that long after that the cartel found him and took his life. it’s a shame that nobody will ever get to experience his cooking again, he was truly a master.
liar.
it’s a lifestyle choice.


is it me or do those hands look really small
now that you mention it, cheese burgers taste different than they used to because of this most likely.


there was a riot on the streets, tell me where were you?


there was evidently a ton of drama behind the scenes where Disney execs wanted it to sell toys and the writers wanted a coherent story with mature topics kids could comprehend.


so if they actually find a way to get offered it would make sense to short the fuck out of them, right?
or…would it be the opposite because the market is clearly broken?


in this issue Batman hurls psychological attacks at a man with drain bamage.


Cars are like horses: they shit all over the place and never work when you need them
that’d be helpful if they were wider than 5px.
I’m in my 50s with macular degeneration so seeing small things can be difficult.


oh yeah! that’s what it was.
stop being hysterical you damnable woman!


ah yes, the people with MAGA and “pritzker sucks” signs littering their lawns along with staples like