Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

Reposting screenshots to other websites was the original Fediverse

We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things

Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices

I don’t think they’re making judgments about every single dad, they’re just saying that the stereotype of many fathers not interacting much with their kids holds true for more fathers than one might expect.

Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings

Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet

There are a lot of quality of life improvements in ck3 and a few new fun mechanics, but overall it’s way too easy and lacking in flavor or immersion. Once you’ve played one country, you’ve played them all.

I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen

“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub

There’s a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it

I’m still angry about that person from a couple days back who doesn’t preheat their oven

Honestly, lawn mowers are one of my favorite wake-up sounds. Up there with the sound of breakfast cooking in the kitchen.

But during the summer it’s much too warm for the fuzzy socks and the heating blanket. I want it to get super cold outside so I can make it warm again.

Plus, winter clothes are so much cozier.

Posted. I hope they like it, lmao

I’ll definitely have to try, lol. Green pants are just so hard to pair with other colors. Maybe a deep blue?

Cock-and-ball sink

This one time, I showed up to work in a pair of green slacks and a white dress shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbow. A friend of mine sees me that morning and the first thing he says is “You’re dressed exactly like Peter Griffin.”

It was easily the most devastating sentence anyone has ever spoken to me. I haven’t worn those pants since.

I’m gonna need to know more about Xanax the Sorcerer, lmao