We need to stop manufacturing new types of dudes. We have enough already.

Under communism everyone will have an adorable communist grandma to say nice things and tell charming stories about the old days

She’s a really bizarre person in general. Off-putting. Insincere. The right wing is notorious for their projection but it’s a trait all liberals possess and that includes the “left” wing “Democratic Party” liberals as well. They projected onto Hillary and acted like deep down she had some sort of mundane normalcy within her, like imagining she wakes up and makes a slice of toast for breakfast just like they do. But that isn’t who she is and regular people could see that. They could see the mask. It’s an instinctual feeling. Like picking up an empty box that’s labeled “full” and still being compelled to give it a shake. Like dropping a stone down a well and never hearing a splash. Something just felt “off.” She pushed her authentic self so far down it fell out the bottom. Like an identity thief who forgot her real name. A highly curated life stacked together so she could become a thing that she never got to be.

Every 500 year flood line was surpassed by a large margin.

Glad you have service again and it sounds like you are (physically) okay.

I kinda can’t remember the exact things said but there was this proto chud guy who wore a baseball cap 100% of the time who would get so mad in debates about Bush that he’d huff and pack his bag and just walk out. Happened multiple times

Nina Simone kicks ass. She has some awesome quotes, pulled no punches, and was an incredible talent.

My grandma stocked it in the 90s so she could give it to us kids and we wouldn’t be ricocheting off the walls all night.

She was a wise woman. My brain associates those cans with those memories.

I was in a poli Sci course at college during the Bush/Kerry election.

In hindsight I heard the dumbest fucking things in that class

Lmao “I’d choose a million deaths over communism” bro you made that choice already. It’s not a hypothetical. It’s called WW2 and the holocaust. It was actually tens of millions. Fucking dweeb-ass motherfuckers.

Ask not for whom the frog’s fat ass cares for. It cares for thee.

Takes a lot of energy. Cheaper just to fling him out into space so he can watch everything get darker and darker as we leave him behind.

It’s all but guaranteed. We spent ages making things with tolerances that could, for instance, sustain a once in a century storm. Which makes sense and was a good idea at the time.

What we did not do is make things that could be hit by such events consecutively year after year.

In addition a lot of the maintenance (or god forbid upgrading) has been deferred for decades.

“I’m feeding stochastic terror with bombastic racist lies!”

“That’s gauche. I’m stirring racial animus through policy, Jack!”

Mushroom Shogunate here we come!

They’re a bad influence. Your hamster will start saying cuss words and refuse to do chores.

China has been China since 200 BC but yeah that 300% GPD debt thing? Totally gonna finish them this time.

RIP

I’d settle for the ghost of one of his dogs possessing him and chasing traffic

Usually you need a Ouija Board to channel Thatcher because she’s fuckin’ dead

I’m picturing your mom paying rapt attention and asking important questions.

Holy fuck what a jackass

Head of 100% bone