Doesn’t work. I got thrown out when I started petting my manager and asking them “who’s a good boy?”

“We have Beatles at home”

“Song of the Year - that is a Grammy that every artist wants almost as much as Trump wants Greenland, which makes sense because Epstein’s island is gone, he needs a new one to hang out with Bill Clinton.”

Trump gave Bill a BJ and doesn’t like to be reminded.

If I remember right, you can shoot Hitler’s testicle off in Sniper Elite. Sets a new standard for Nazi killin’ games.

That’s the source of my confusion. They’ve re-released FFVII on nearly everything, remastered it, etc; I guess I’m more confused by their decision to break save compatibility.

I have gobs of games that have saves in different game versions. Some games handle large updates as “mods” that can simply be toggled. Some auto-update the old save. It’s doable. For the company that’s rewritten this game a half dozen times I can’t imagine it was because they “couldn’t”. Maybe if they ran out of time?

I’m confused why they’re releasing what’s effectively a patch for the 2013 release as a standalone thing. Why not update what’s already out there?

Anything is better than Liquid Glass

I’d watch that movie.

I seriously started wondering what our leadership would do if an Apple employee was summarily executed by our government

This person is warped if they think Apple’s “leadership” will give a shit. Everything is acceptable as long as profits continue to increase.

It’s bananas how Terraria keeps getting updates. Looking forward to yet another play through.

Gotta get them clicks

<3 I’m rooting for these folks

I hope it haunts them. It’s the least they deserve.

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Michael Meyers getting his stretches in

Prayer

Sure, but MTV was good for a while.

Post-credits scene be like:

Man-At-Arms: “In today’s movie, Orko’s new friends used peer pressure to convince him to do something he didn’t want to do. He got into trouble, and his ‘new friends’ ran away. Remember - your real friends will never pressure you to do something you’re uncomfortable with.”

The joke:

“Greenland, Greenland, Greenland. He said: ‘Greenland is not even land, it’s a big, beautiful block of ice,’” Kimmel joked. “And, he should know: He’s been married to one of those for twenty years.”

What happened during the next two hours is the subject of a pending criminal case. A group of ICE agents came out through the front gate and began arresting Baraka for trespassing. McIver and Watson Coleman tried to stand between Baraka and the agents. “You’re touching a federal official,” McIver warned them. “Don’t touch us.” The agents ignored her and pressed in. There was shoving and jostling. The government later claimed that McIver, in trying to shield Baraka, “grabbed” and “slammed” one of the agents.

Is America great again yet?