Not a lady, but I have been married for over 10 years and recently started to diet for the first time due to some medical issues. A few months in, she has actually commented on how much better it tastes. It’s less bitter and more sweet, is what she said. Guess it does work. It kind of makes me want to go all out and add a glass of pineapple juice every day.

She has always been one of my 5 favorite reddit finds.

Needs to drink more water.

I’ve been married 11 years now, and we kind of have been going through a resurgence lately. She has been giving me head like every day if not every other and trying some new moves out that drive me wild. On the other hand she finally got so horny and into it when we were fucking that she actually squirted for the first time ever! She was super embarrassed while I just kept saying, don’t be, this is the greatest thing I could ask for! Felt like I unlocked an achievement I didn’t know existed!

Meanwhile, it’s her birthday in a few weeks, and we decided to get a hotel room for it to get some us time away from the kids. She wants to hit up the strip club for the first time as well to see what it’s like. We’re also discussing trying to have a threesome so she wants to see how this goes before any next steps. None of this may sound too crazy, but for me, these last few months have been wild and not sure what happened! It’s been years since we have been this sexual and it’s been a lot of fun again.

3,2,1,4

Strangely specific.

Anyone know who this is? She’s perfect.

My favorite. The BJ is so much better when you have a finger inside them. I can never last long, though, sadly.

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Oh wow, you know all of them? Would love to see more

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The one that doesn’t have fake tits.

I always just assumed it’s another visual for porn. There is only so much you can look at, so it helps add more for the viewer to think about. It looks hot, but in reality, I would imagine it’s rarely done. I have never done it either.

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Seeing these comments makes me a bit nervous lol. Honestly, it’s probably been a very long time since I used my imagination over porn. I do think of other things while it’s playing, but that’s different and still porn. It’s also gotten worse over the years, to the point that I actually need a real person to talk with so cam girls help with that, but it’s expensive… so I only do that once every 3-4 months as a treat.

Dam you weren’t kidding… articles came out 2 days ago. Doesn’t look good either from the sounds of it.

Yo wtf is going on with the tip of that peen?

Hooray! I was a big fan over on reddit, glad to see some of my favorite people finding and using lemmy! It was hard giving up all the things I followed.

I hope you enjoy it here.

I also agree, I loved Horizons story and lore. I also agree people either love it or hate it which is super odd to me because it is such a great game and reminds me of all the other great games yet somehow this one gets shafted. You never got to see the past but just the retelling of what happened throughout the game was perfect.