having second thoughts about the new username because it’s a bit too over the top but fuck it, it goes hard

mommy put me in timeout :(

that too is also a mood. I guess one of the “coming to terms with being trans” emotions in my head that I’m thinking is like, yeah you can think something is attractive on someone else but not you. Do I like facial hair? Yes, just not on me, please

idk sometimes i feel like i use it like one when i worked BOH in a restaurant

“fuckin servers, man. can’t stack plates, can’t fill the linen bags, always need silverware run right now”

Live by the sword

Die by the sword

yeah if I recall it’s like 1 dog every hour in the US, quite frequently its their own police dogs too

honestly i don’t even think having facial hair is bad, persay, but I really like the idea of HRT+Electrolysis taking it all off because then i would just never have to bother shaving again which sounds nice

It might just take you some time getting used to it . it’s still taking me some time to get adjusted to having a new name and pronouns and identity as a trans girl

alright fuck it. i’ll send in my application for new hexbear username after work tonight. hopefully by tomorrow i’ll be posting under a new, ridiculously trans femme username

logging onto r/cringetopiary to roast someone’s bad shrubbery

to be honest i’d love to punch a guy on national television before screaming about how everyone should read Blackshirts and Reds

From the creek to the ocean, we reject the zionist notion

everything’s going very fast but i’m proud of myself :)

i mean i’m not NB but i’m trans now and i feel the exact same way. things are changing really fucking fast now! but it’s fun!

The Plan? Dominate the auto industry, then make cars that are so bad that it’s better to walk to destroy car dependency in society

yeah i’ve been posting here like every day for like 3-4 weeks now lol

god the CPC is so cool. i wish china were real

THE SPINACH WAS ACTUALLY JUST CODE/STANDIN FOR TESTOSTERONE. POPEYE IS A TRANS MAN

i would honest to god rather walk to work than take a fucking cybertruck. what the hell

A lot of the time I see newly trans people be depressed or angry about it,

lmao that’s how i was being cis. I constantly swung between being an irritable edgelord and an edgy irate egg

“Hmmm, take credit, you must”

“No, sir, I’m sorry, we don’t take credit here. We can take debit, cash, or EBT”

“Take Apple Pay, do you?”

“Sir, no, we can take cash or debit”

“Have other payment methods, I do not”

leans into mic “Lead clerk, register 15, thank you”