The shitpost was inside me the whole time.

That’s what she said!

… ‘ice is raping underage children’

What, like all of them?

Ya sound unhinged, ngl.

Mitch was around a lot longer than maga.

Republican shit fuckery is alive and well, but maga is dead.

Maga is pretty much dead bro.

I see what happened here, they fucked you bananas and you should seek medical help girlfriend.

It’s OK I speak maga: he is at war with the sexually deranged woke left, and people serving in the military can vote by mail.

Don’t hate me I just speak the language.

I didn’t think we needed milk at all to be honest

You shut that pretty little milk hole of yours

But seriously, would you drink milk if it was ethically sourced?

Sounds sick. Got any pics?

Of your brewery - not the other thing 💀

You are playing a dangerous game with cheese pizza.

Please don’t abbreviate copilot and please don’t make me explain why.

I was born yesterday

What does solve it?

Now do Brazil’s worst

Teachers are paid so little that they crave homes and are drawn to the area 👍

I just keep hitting next until I get a good ad 💪

Become more diverse?

Have fun explaining to parents that you need to expell their students for some DEIs.

“But Mr and Mrs Smith I ensure you we picked the whitest ones - I’m afraid Timothy has to leave”.

You are a monster /s

Obama could certainly do it, no shit.

Sander v trump would be fun to watch but I’m not so sure.

Mammdani would have him in the first round.

How do you beat him