This guy is like an out of shape ex-non league striker, rolling Sunday league defenders and trotting in to score simple goals.

If rolling city centre backs was ALWAYS this easy. Jesus, Mbeuma, Kane, and other strikers good at it would have 2-3 goals a game lol.

Edit: Because of my flair maybe ruining my joke take, lets just say it would give Jesus and extra few xG, not goals.

Simulation like this should be a 2 year ban. Why the fuck does doping count as cheating but cheating doesn’t count as cheating?

It’s a fucking disgrace. Flopping and straight up pretending you took a punch to the face are very different things.

Bro you can’t waffle for that long and then say Emi is the best keeper in the world. He was way worse for Villa than Ramsdale was for us last season.

He wasn’t even top 5 keepers in the world cup. He just saved the ones we remember.

Jesus christ, he won a mickey mouse individual trophy because he saved a couple of pens and a game saving final minute shot in the world cup final win.