Unlike the Democrats, the GOP didn’t have a superdelegate system in 2016. If they had such a system, Jeb Bush would’ve won the primary.

I propose having Donald Trump personally operate on dear Mitch. He has all the knowledge he needs for a…successful outcome.

Much like how President David Jefferson Adams got the SCOTUS to disqualify all of his political opponents.

In response, the president invokes the Homeland Security Act, and declares Martial Law on the west coast and other areas of the country. Though highly contested, a Supreme Court ruling sidesteps the electoral process, disqualifying popular presidential candidates from several states. Public outrage explodes when a sham election leads to Incumbent Donald Trump accepting a third term in office. During the Inauguration Day Ceremony, Washington DC is struck by a low-yield nuclear weapon, killing Donald Trump and most of the US Congress.

Gotta say, life is looking more like Shattered Union every day. I, for one, look forward to the EU invading us.

If Trump was smarter he would defend coal by noting its need for making steel.

The world will come to an end soon. There is no need to fear death.

The SCOTUS ruled that President David Jefferson Adams can run again. It’s quite legal.

This has certain similarities to Bleeding Kansas.

The conflict was characterized by years of electoral fraud, raids, assaults, and murders carried out in the Kansas Territory and neighboring Missouri by proslavery “border ruffians” and retaliatory raids carried out by antislavery “free-staters”.

Missouri, a slave state since 1821, was populated by many settlers with Southern sympathies and pro-slavery views, some of whom tried to influence the Kansas decision by entering Kansas and claiming to be residents. The conflict was fought both politically and between civilians, where it eventually degenerated into brutal gang violence and paramilitary guerrilla warfare.

There are a number of individuals who have motive to take me out. I must be prepared.

Guns keep me safe from crazy people looking to waste my ass. Stand Your Ground.

The fact that sunlight is illegally immigrating from the Sun, so the Republicans want to deport it all.

Too soon to tell. Important thing is, a seat was taken away from the GOP, which puts some pressure on their “along party lines” votes.

If the dude turns out to be a loser we can primary him later.

They believe that the children have foreign parents, and are beneficiaries of birthright citizenship. Torturing these children to death keeps the nation pure in their eyes.

Bleeding Kansas

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Unlike you, I don’t fear the end of the world. Dying isn’t as scary as it sounds.

Nuh uh. If you don’t want to vote for the big two, vote third party instead. Those guys are legitimately appreciative of every vote they get.

A wise man once said:

They will torture you until you reveal everything you know, and then you will be executed. There will be no escapes.

A citizen’s arrest a bit unfeasible, and the penalty for failure is harsh.

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I do remember a nudity scene involving Donald Trump in The Apprentice.