“Ah. I see by the expression on your face that you are confused by my statement. Perhaps you doubt its veracity, but let me assure you, I speak not a word of English.”

“You see, everything that I am saying to you I have learned to speak phonetically. As to the meanings of the individual words or the percumbant rules of syntax, I haven’t a clue.”

Throw me in the garbage where I belong.

I 3D printed something like this and love it. Made my 8 or so keys + fob super slim.

I’ve more or less forced myself to become obsessed with organization. The problem is, there’s perfect or chaos and no in between.

I either have a custom made storage solution, note keeping, etc. Or I have the pile.

Fairly often you’ll see deer in and around Cleveland. So if you’re into wildlife, public transport, and the infinite depression of urban collapse…

Often repeated, but never much nuance or substance.

What about those of us who are obsessively on time? Nobody else is on time however, and it makes me want to beat my head into the wall.

As I understand it, being married to a therapist, you must meet a certain number of criteria, not any one specific criteria.

So… I can compliment them for being a choice piece of ass? I’m learning a lot of new things to try today!

Everyone’s bodies handle drugs differently. Strattera pushed my heart rate way up and giving it time didn’t stop it. Multiple stimulants didn’t do that to me.

Dating sim? No way. This is a genital magnet simulator.

I think it’s amazing that you can do these without vomiting.

I thought the whole point was not to bang?

I also hate it when people on the Internet don’t cater directly to my tastes. Thank you for standing up for people like us rather than simply scrolling by.

A good suplex may at least get readers’ attention.

I need to try this! Esperanto was my gateway to really enjoying language learning, though I fell out of it after a while. People greatly underestimate it’s value.

If you ask people what they want they’ll tell you ten things they’ve already seen.

Remember, it’s not any being anti LGBTQ+, that would be terrible. It’s about catching TOP SECRET BUT SOMEHOW COMPLETELY PUBLIC PORNOGRAPHY…

…It just happens to always involve any LGBTQ+ books and anything that discusses that sexy sexy Holocaust.

Hulk Hogan said she was a chameleon.

So that’s a pretty cool super power for dealing with foreign powers.

I’d buy that if he weren’t already also in a position to help solve systemic issues.