For a good ten minutes, I was trying to work out how someone would use such a small box to change out of. “does it fold out into some silly cardboard variation of a Victorian privacy screen…” etc… thoughts until I finally re-read it.

Damn skim reading got me assuming again.

That’s actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He’s practically a toddler now!

Can’t tell if this is political commentary on the corn lobbyists and the power they wield in America, or if it’s a jab at Ohio for being nothing but corn fields.

I’d love an invite.