Try explaining that to my girlfriend.

I’d be lying if I said he didn’t look magnificent.

What’s wrong with its eyes?

He must’ve forgot which hemisphere he was on. Common mistake.

I suppose you don’t know about Q?

AI is currently in developmental hell. There is no visible endpoint, its developers are being shortchanged, and a lawsuit(s) will neuter and decapitate its current primary use case which is a new form of piracy in disguise. Your mom.

You can’t prove there’s been at least 120 trillion deaths on earth alone!

Send it as raw materials to fortify trumps wall

In other words, 7 soldiers died while fighting.

I guess you never knew abour patient zero then?

You forgot Y2K. That was wild.

To be fair, they’re marketing to the opposite sex. So when you take that into consideration it explains everything.

The people of Gaza aren’t the first or only people on earth being forcibly relocated. They chose death that isn’t the US fault.

Who keeps making these rubber ducks and why don’t I have one for my niche?

Are belly runs potentially hazardous?

This is an awesome collection. What’s the skull made of?

I can only imagine what bs the don and his dumbasses are gonna run with at this point.

Don’t waste your breath on broke ass chinese shills. None of them matter.

Your brain is all mothballs.

I guess it would take me about 16 hours to get to Austria. And sorry my battery is not latina. (Answering for science)