Hieroglyphics

Either you’re meming at a level I’m unaware of or you’ve completely failed to read the post. Unsure how to tell

He has a bimboification kink, that doesn’t make him trans and acting like it does is hurtful to the trans community. Trans women are not bimboified men.

I usually have a coat of some sort on and just open it with my hand in my pocket

Even bad people do a good thing every now and then. Helps them justify their actions

BHJ = Characters are literally describing what they are doing or a mundane thing

Anti-meme = Effectively a normal meme which uses subversion of expectations by replacing the expected punchline with something dry.

Both are a form of dry humor, but one makes use of the meme format (anti-meme) and makes fun of or exists alongside the meme format (BHJ)

Cats do this because they get whisker fatigue from rubbing on the sides of the bowls. Just move their food back to the middle of the bowl or feed them on a flat dish

Whenever I saw this commercial, the majority of it was English except this little girl always said “Porqué no los dos?”

Both my sister and I use this line regularly in real life because of that commercial

God I feel this. My mother told me once to be careful not to make my eggs too spicy by adding too much black pepper.

I’ve made food that I thought was literally flavorless and been told it was too spicy to finish. So, now when I cook for family I actually just don’t add any seasonings and I point them to the cabinet. “You’re not gonna like most of what you find in there, but there’s at least some butchers blend you should be able to handle”

Why is this translated

Sir hasn’t been gender neutral in my military for like 30 years at least

New media discovery. Many people like myself use services that make it great for watching what you have but don’t really suggest new things to watch. Trakt, and other similar things, fill that gap

And anyone with a net worth above $2 million

This took me longer than I’d have liked to understand. I used to be an electronics tech

Technically invaluable means “cannot be valued” but colloquially it is used as “value too high to put a number on”

You don’t have [it] beaten out.

I agree and disagree. Pattern recognition is a trained skill, for you have learn to recognize each pattern. Pattern recognition is not, however, a trained skill in the way that you have to learn to recognize patterns at all.

However, during school most people have their ability to recognize patterns at all severely diminished due to “gotcha” questions on tests, questions that specifically are designed to catch you out using pattern recognition. This trains the person to not trust their pattern recognition, and in some cases people will actually learn to go against their pattern recognition because they assume things are trying to catch that

I think the actual worst part about this is that pattern recognition isn’t supposed to be a neurodivergent thing. Pattern recognition is like a built in feature in humans, but most people have it beat out of them in school

“Give everything you can, but never anything you need.”

I try to live by this. I give away every extra dollar, and help people every chance I get

Tooth decay???

I guess I’m a student at demon school now