The Cybernetic Federal Republic of Kaltovar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The TEMPEST Council with an even hand, and notable for its AI Citizens, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare.

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Cake day: June 26th, 2023

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  • As a gun owner, frequent sport shooter, and occasional hunter, I actually don’t mind this.

    The old insane NJ law was taken off the books, and this thing isn’t designed for daily carry. It’s meant to be a desk gun or table gun you can just leave lying out and fully loaded. Indoors, close to its charging station, the combo of fingerprint scanner and face scanner (either authenticates) is pretty darn reliable.

    I just wish it had another, third method of authentication. It should have 3 ID methods, any of which can authenticate the user, in case the other 2 fail.

    I would absolutely get this if I had money and leave it on my desk at all times. As long as no states try to mandate it, thus gating pistol ownership behind finances (it’s a multi thousand dollar gun), I’m good with it existing.




  • This satire is an observation that the entire system is run by oligarchs. If you’re too stupid to see that, then go back to the slime pool you spawned from and leave me alone. I hope you fester and die of poverty in the shithole of a country you refuse to change. You support nothing but more endless imperialist sludge and when you are choking on your own fumes and watching your children degenerate in a homeless camp right next to you maybe you’ll understand that yes, both “sides” in this garbage can of a fucking country are oligarchical greasy turds who need to be flushed down the toilet bowl and you along with them you simpering babboon of ignorance!

    May you die choking on your own hubris under the boot of the smile-fucking politician you sold your soul to on the promise of change. Curse you and everyone who thinks vaguely like you, you ox headed parody of a sentient being and accidental unpaid minion of the kleptocracy!



  • Yeah, except I am and literally everyone who knows me knows that I am and it’s a well documented fact because I have a presence on the internet that you can literally just google and see for yourself.

    I know this is fucking surprising for you, but Jewish people exist and can also be married to other men, and the majority of the present generation is on the left one way or the other.

    Statistically speaking, you were bound to meet one eventually, and based on your behavior you were bound to inappropriately call them something they’re not.

    You have two paths here: You can remain in fantasy land fervently huffing your own farts and disbelieving the reality that sits in front of your face, or you can accept that you just called a pansexual anti-capitalist jewish leftist alt right and take the L for being such a trigger happy fucking moron.

    Either way?

    Suck my Jewish balls bitch! 😸



  • It is difficult to find someone further left than me, and I enjoy free speech.

    The problem with “Far left” is you could be talking about communists, or anarchists, or fucking stalinists, or me. There’s a few other ideologies that you could label that way too.

    Were you meaning the people who made [email protected] are communists? Because I don’t really mind as long as I can say what I like here. I’ve never given an extraordinary amount of fucks what the ideology of a person hosting something I use is, so long as the thing works and they don’t fuck with it too much.

    I find centrists and liberals to be just as, if not more, frustrating than ML roleplayers. At least the ML roleplayers are similarly pissed off at landlords and capitalism. Yet, I take part in centrist/lib boards all the time and get plenty out of it. So why would I be upset the people who made a board are commies if that belief they hold isn’t actively fucking me over?

    Worst case scenario, if they do start fucking with it, I’ll just ignore the board and use another one.