Ooh that’s pretty rad!

Wet feels cold, it’s a law of nature

Love that curious raised ear. Did you also measure how much of a good boy they are?

At the very least it’s safe to say I have a scrotum

Aww ^^

Ohh yeah, the hood vent should do. Will check tomorrow!

Just because nobody asked:

Update: I sat on the side of the cold bed for 5 minutes

Oh no, I’ll die safely cleaning my playstation 5 :(

I have you tagged as Mister Balls now

Sideways on the sofa

What’s a gas range?

For fucks sake

No wheels or topics here, but a whole collection of hot sauces straight from the fridge

A drop of Tha Bomb: Beyond Insanity on a plate also looks quite disappointing

However, put some of that straight into my mouth and let me tell you, I’m in a world of regrets right now.

Everyone knows snow is sterile, so you don’t even need the 5 second rule

Oh my, I’m flattered

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Most exciting thing I’ve done since reorganizing my sock drawer!

Ooh let me see if I have any at all