China: No!
Taiwan: No!

Both of them consider other as a part of itself.

Pffft, some birds can stay on one leg all day. Way cooler.

Nobody likes to figure out dependencies. And C++ template errors are sometimes completely crazy.

What for? Images are of adequate quality.

Not like they can become poor. It is impossible. So all that is just minor unpleasantness for them.

Stock market always fluctuates at big changes. Bigger the changes – bigger the fluctuation. There isn’t much sense of checking that fluctuation every few hours. Wait a few months at least. And that situation would be interesting.

Wow, the joke is so bad as it was issued by the American Bureau of Jokes.

Obama? He doesn’t even know such words. The best he can do is “reset” something something Russia.

Mainest American doctor: Of course there is protection. Vitamin A and a staik… Stake? Steik… A good piece of meat!

Any social drama? These movies are boring as fuck and resemble the shit you can hear about the neighbors. Quite realistic.

Is there his ass on the back side of the card?

Sysadmin shower.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Zelda: My name is Link!

Oh fuck. I remember those crazy early days of e-mail when we were synchronizing with a server with some UUCP shit. We stop using it that way for a reason.

But still, you can download an archive of your correspondence and grep it until you [whatever you want with a pile of a junk mails]

Avoid small “made for [something]” distros. Use something as mainstream as possible. Debian/Ubuntu/RedHat. Select something that you like from these.

Yes, Reddit moderators work like any other moderators in any other online community. They ban whatever they want.

I don’t know what are you talking about. I can’t even imagine any “online tools”.
What tools have become mostly online?
Forums? They are online for a reason and because of their very essence.
What else? Mail? Same as forums.
Give me an example.

Stop covfefeing…