Margot Robbie

Mr. President, this website called “hecksbear dot net” kept on insisting that I was in this ridiculous movie about plastic dolls with Ryan Gosling which just sounds like a rip-off of Lars and the Real Doll.

As a fellow victim of fake news, can you clarify here once and for all that this “doll movie” that I was supposedly in never existed?

Tell me about it, it’s like, every time I want to get some grilled prawns there’s always someone who goes “Oi mate, where’s yer Barbie license?”

I’m surprised people still write that in their work email.

Writing a long letter to friends or people you want to work with is one thing, but for routine work email it should be short and to the point, nobody has time to read an essay about wells if your job doesn’t involve, well, wells.

So now Shadowheart is easily the most agreeable companion in the game since she approves of everything good or bad you do as long as it does not involve Shar or Lae’zel.

NO. FEET. PICS.

Well. There goes my business plan of selling body part flavored candles and butt coffee.

That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated great dude Margot Robbie to you!

(Dude is gender neutral now)

Nothing. Literally nothing. Bad gifts are for annoying close friends, any amount of effort put into a gift for your father would imply that you care what he thinks.

:(

I like Margot Robbie.

:)

but I also have no interest in watching it again.

:(

Shh… I’m astroturfing.

I’d like to think so, most of the time.

But one of the important lesson I learned is that you can’t be too nice at work, you have to put your foot down sometimes, otherwise people would just walk all over you and nothing gets done.

I don’t like it, but it is what it is.

Fellow lemmings, I, for one, would spend that 15 dollars on a copy of the “Barbie” movie on Blu-ray and digital, because nothing would make me happier.

just includes his signature foot shots

To be fair, those foot shots are … as good as foot shots can be, at least.

Sigh.

At least he was nominated for an Oscar this year, unlike someone else who was also in “Barbie” :(

I know right? I’ve been spending way too much time trying to get people here to watch “Barbie” (now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services) for like a year now.

It’s a good movie, if you haven’t seen it yet, go watch it.

Wouldn’t drow Steve Irwin be legendary drow ranger Drizzt Do’urden (with his astral panther Guenhwyvar) before he went to the surface?

Esteemed Australian drow actress Margot Robbie, on the other hand…

Hence why I just pretend to be a celebrity denier, denying celebrities exist.

Nothing to see here. 🫥

Part of it is forcing yourself to read the books you haven’t finished instead of browsing the internet during downtime. Doesn’t always work, but it works sometimes.

Having a book club where you can talk about what you’ve read with your friends (and wine, a lot of wine) also helps.

The cheapest way to get groceries in the States has always been do all your grocery shopping in the same store, preferably a discount store like an Aldi, instead of cutting coupons and going to multiple different stores due to the simple fact that the gasoline used for driving around is most likely going to cancel out any saving from shopping around, an unfortunate side effect of America’s car centric infrastructure.

You don’t really need an AI to make this list, plus, I think there are apps that already trying to do exactly that.

However, getting a computer to draw yourself in ridiculous situations (usually with an equally ridiculous number of fingers) is great entertainment.

It’s his major recent work in public eye, plus the MCU is huge in terms of pop culture, so I’m using this as an example of how he might currently be recognized in public as, not that it is what he is best known for.

(I don’t want to talk about “Poor Things”… )