Killer Luigi?

Oh, so Google, the largest and most used website of all time?

On today’s episode of “How can a a company be this extremely fucking incompetent?”

I share the same sentiment. We do not talk about and take seriously “men’s problems” enough, in fact there are many times when we actively ridicule them and it is actively hurting the left. You know who is talking about men’s problems (if only in a completely misguided and nonsensically shitty way)? Andrew fucking Tate. Clarification that this is not a matter of bringing women and feminist progress down, or a competition of suffering, or inserting men into women’s problems.

I do. I knock on people’s door and convert them to A Gay. And I’m coming for your door too, eventually. Just you wait.

What about, every single football match? Every single one. People go out into the streets with their cars, honking and screaming while waving flags in the evenings whenever an even slightly major match happens. It’s all you hear for the next week or two. Some take it a step further and start shooting guns around! Its also quite great for politicians because whenever a major controversy happens another fucking match happens and everyone forgets about everything. Fuck sports. Fuck your fun. Its fine if you’re a dipshit sportsbrained maniac, just dont do it in front of me.

Just the wonders of non-corporateism and not being car dependent.

WATER DOES IT BETTER.

The nice thing about living in a “not wealthy enough to become a corporate hellscape” country is that I can go down some random roads and get to the streets where independent vendors live, and buy any extremely spesific and small electronic component I want with individual pieces or handfulls for quite cheap.

I like read receipts :(

This must be a part of Sam Altman’s grand plan to end general purpose consumer electronics.

Whoops! It seems that my finger has slipped and picked the cheapest variety of banana, out of the 11 varieties of bananas.

Oh my, another dystopian fucking thing happening. And its only the 8000th one this week!

Oh, I’m sure its only because they are worried about online privacy and digital freedom.

Hey, this is the tech industry. That’s all we do!

All platforms must be decentralized and interoperable and fuck the algorithms.

Lightly customized KDE plasma, it truly is just the best de out there. However when I’m feeling a bit playful and not looking to do actual work or using my laptop without a mouse I do switch over to hyprland sometimes.

You dont understand, I simply have GOT to buy and play the new FIFA/FC/Madden/NBA2K its simply so much better than last year’s! No, thats not all I play, of course not. I also play, like… Uh… GTA 5… Yeah, what a story, am I right? Especially when that guy goes “oh shit here we go again”? What a moment. Also that one PlayStation game, uhh, well I forgot its name. Anyway, what’s your Valorant rank?

It is actually unusable. Like seriously unusable. I’m not even exaggerating.

We will be 80 and still looking at the charts going “It is the year of the Linux desktop yet?”