Mutalisk [she/her]

first name Jarmarus

keeps “randomly showing up at the places she was at”

He’s Oblivion NPC guard maxxing

holy shit if this is how you post when you’re content

Senator Jupiter declined to comment further on the reasons for the arrest

China installing a puppet regime in the US after staging an “anti-authoritarian, pro-free market” coup in the US

I need this, please

Good. Back when they first added the AI overview, a Super Metroid romhack called “Super Metroid But I Hate You” was released and I wanted to watch a speedrunner’s vod of them playing it, so I googled “Super Metroid But I Hate You [speedrunner name]”.

The AI overview replied with a 3 paragraph rant about how I must hate that speedrunner because I am a filthy casual incapable of appreciating skillful gameplay

I am still recovering from the emotional damage and I WILL sue

🔜🔜🔜

Her empire was decaying so the enviromental extremists upcycled her into a smoking stand

putting “I’m reliable, like Karl Doenitz” into my grindr profile

Is she plotting something? lmao

“Is it absolutely true that a large rock fired into Earth from the moon using propellants would be more powerful and 100s of nuclear weapons,” Brianna Wu, a video game developer who is running to unseat Rep. Stephen Lynch (D-Mass.), wrote on Twitter early Tuesday morning.

That tweet was eventually deleted from Wu’s Twitter account.

It’s not a blunder, the chairman of the group owning South Korean Starbucks is literally just a proud fascist who loves this shit, NBC just doesn’t want to report on the anti-communist fascism and ties to the US government:

The controversy has refocused attention on Chung. In 2022, he sparked controversy by posting “I hate communism” with “eradicate communism” hashtags online.

Such anti-communist rhetoric has long been associated with South Korea’s far right, which continues to circulate the dictatorial regime’s discredited narratives that falsely portrayed Gwangju protesters as North Korean sympathisers.

In 2023, Chung sent a congratulatory message to Build Up Korea, an organisation modelled on the US Maga movement’s Turning Point USA, and Starbucks Korea has since provided free coffee at its event. Chung is known for his close ties to the Trump family.

The Mart Industry Labour Union demanded Shinsegae Group halt its “anti-historical far-right behaviour”.

“This is why we need the ballroom!”

-right wing grifters 2 seconds after the US government has been obliterated

On Monday night, Trump said the enriched uranium would either be “immediately” turned over to the US, or “preferably, in conjunction and co-ordination with the Islamic Republic of Iran, destroyed in place”.

the uranium will reach the US soon

Wow, Mr Best’s father was kind of an asshole

nice

& & : That IS the point

I wanted to dunk on reddit so I looked up the post, but surprisingly every single comment with more than 2 upvotes already dunks on it

The entire world learning English and being exposed to American media exports, however, is entirely politically neutral

Bo met most of his oldest friends he plays with in an Arma WW2 German Army RP group.

If only there had been any signs

[happy muta screech]

There isn’t a single person who has more contempt for Donald Trump than the zoomer intern who has to look up 60 year old pop culture to make AI slop for him