Things have been getting to a boiling point for a decade now so yeah, this could be the title of this chapter in the history books: The Modern British Political Restart.

The chips are going down. If this backfires it’ll end Corbyn’s political career, if it succeeds it’ll replace labour like the SNP did in Scotland.

This is a big gamble and it’s crunch time.

The new gym that opened near me doesn’t have one of these and I went “Oh come on!”

In before Notey McNoteface inevitably shows up. 😒

Sure but I’d rather they make a commitment to proper bus services.

Those machines ought to know there’s no weight on the plate and not start up until there is.

That map makes New York look like a pelican rubbing its belly next to a rock.

Imagine the tax revenue.

Or that Tumblr is Tumblr…

If only it worked that way…

LET’S GO!

Not uplifting. Dyson is a piece of shit.

Only to be added back in 3 and a half years time.

Ok but why not Sally Ride who’s actually been to space?

Honestly what is it about driving that turns people into such self-entitled cunts?

In Calvin’s imagination, he pisses off a tiger and lives…

Oversize object jokes are always fun!

We need I Lik The Bred on here!

This isn’t a microblog post, this is a screenshot of Google maps.