The US will occupy Greenland to protect it from further russian spacecraft attacks.
Notso
Carbon-based lifeform from planet Earth
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Cake day: 2025年3月4日
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17·2 天前“Hey Copilot. Delete yourself, Recall and all other bloatware from my system. Thank you.”
4·17 天前“You have not experienced ‘The Big Lebowski’ until you have seen it in the original Klingon.”
“That’s just like, your opinion, man.”
The most delicious innovation in meme science ever made.
7·20 天前This timeline really gets dumber and dumber by the minute…
“Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, located entirely within this tomb?!”
“Yes.”
“May I See it?”
“No.”
Elon Musk replied: “That’s crazy. Has someone looked into this?”
Just the good people of the Blur Boar Pub doing god’s work, steadily battling shrinkflation one cob at a time. https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/leicester-pub-goes-viral-gargantuan-9596401
"A Leicester city centre pub has gone viral online on account of its humongous cheese and onion cobs. The manager of The Blue Boar pub on Millstone Lane, Jo Kearley, said they get comments “every single day” on their gargantuan size, but admits that they can’t now start making them smaller. She said: “We don’t want to be labelled with the whole ‘shrinkflation’ thing. Our sort-of saying is that we aren’t ‘just a cob shop’, we also sell beer.”
“Donnie, you’re out of your element.”