I wish you were wrong, but I know you’re not.

Very Nice!!!

That’s disgusting. I only have a toe knife.

So which is it? Joe Biden is a demented old man, or the right hand of Satan.

Does she stink?

When my mother died, I couldn’t even donate her new and expensive insulin pump. Somebody needed to make money, it certainly wasn’t me or the diabetic who might not have to buy one. I just wanted someone to have it who needed it and I didn’t need the money. Somebody always needs to get paid, and somebody always needs to pay and jump through hoops.

Gravy Seals

He said a dog ate the report, and then the migrants ate the dog.

Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.

Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.

Bananas and Blow.

We should ALL smoke crack on this blessed day.

It looks like there’s a hole on the right side. Can you stick something in there?

What does it taste like?

I liked Old Zealand better.

Buttholegeuse

Are they comin’ right round?

Even if the loss is because of the electoral college the popular vote for Kamala should be overwhelming. All of the online hate is for nothing if people don’t vote.

Nazi punks FUCK OFF!

Is it better than yaquake? I’m genuinely curious.