You know how Sam can be short for Samuel or Samantha, and thus becomes nonbinary? I think we should just do that to all of them. Is Lenny short for Leonard or Lena? Is Al short for Alice or Albert?

Not worried about LinkedIn because you don’t have one? Try pressing shift-control-alt-windows-L on Windows.

There was a trend a while back to redraw SMB1 Princess Peach. This one was an outlier for being goonerfied. Most were either earnest attempts to draw her better, or shitposts.

I’ve been cutting firm tofu into much thinner than the standard cubes (like half a finger depth) and air frying them. The thinner size means they’re stiffer and absorb more sauce, reducing the “fluffy nothing” flavor I’ve always disliked about tofu (hail seitan).

Not for lack of trying on Trump’s part though. He’s really trying to get those numbers (blood numbers) up.

I’m not talking emotional games about working out parental trauma

Sure, but if you need that, but don’t actually want to put up with something heavy, the answer is Earthbound.

Maybe also Crosscode.

CARBS

I like to lean back and make sure I get the optimal upward angle to really send those germs flying.

based and balled

Imagine all the cosplay this opens up.

As I learn more about actual war strategy, I find more and more that all the differences that I was assured would be there between Starcraft and the real thing were, actually, people being bad at Starcraft. You have to replace practicing your micromanagement with training low-level officers and that’s about it.

freans

I’d rather see one of the major AI perpetrators get got, but Oracle has always sucked shit so I’m still happy to see them fail.

Theoretical physics has a problem where the most famous scientist ever was a theoretical physicist, so people have high expectations for it to churn out new mind-bending ideas to write pop sci articles about, but mainstream theoretical physics has come to some deeply unsatisfying answers, so only weirdo fringe theories like string theory get pop sci attention.

The real thing is still the standard model, which is a catalog of sub-atomic particles that everything is made of, and their interactions.

One of the main things they’re up to now is figuring out dark matter. There’s a dozen ways you can measure how much mass there is out there in space, and they all agree that there’s way more than we can account for with stars. We really don’t know wtf the other stuff is, and all the candidates have problems. More gravity measurements will probably help. The actual work-end of that is telescopes.

When they go after random fan projects, it’s almost always things named like “Zelda 4” or “Mario Odyssey 2” or some other title that Nintendo might hypothetically make. Often they bill themselves as “official” for some damn reason. Meanwhile, smwcentral has a billion hacks named like “Storks & Apes & Crocodiles” and Nintendo doesn’t give a shit.

It’s pretty clearly them trying to defend their trademarks, and the unofficial rules are “don’t make it look official.” And yeah it sucks that Nintendo enforces this by sending a scary cease and desist letter instead of being like “hey change the name of that before we have to do something,” but fuck is it easy to avoid their ire.

I assumed Dr. Pepper was a genderless sentient liquid assuming a humanoid shape, who ironically doesn’t look or taste much like the drink at all.

idk where that puts me wrt feminism tbh

Fuck me, this is the explanation for the last few months of US foreign policy that makes the most sense.

Somebody let me know if he actually sends escorts there. I need at least a week to buy enough booze for an “end of US hegemony” party.

I’d argue that what characterized the world wars was direct conflict between major industrial powers. They all have nukes now, so we wouldn’t get World War 3, we’d get Nuclear Armageddon 1.

What we’ve got instead is conflicts between proxies and allies of major industrial powers - Cold War 2. And not only are we already there, it’s already scarier than the first one, since it’s not just proxy vs proxy, but nuclear powers vs proxies.