Fucking your best friend for tax benefits.

I’m sure that’s gonna stop them.

Yup. I’m 39 with adhd and a bunch of sensory and anxiety issues. Every day I go to work I’m anxious. I try and get through my day as quickly as possible so I can go home.

I’m 39 and you just described why I don’t have children.

Yup. They can keep some of the provincial land. They don’t get any crown or indigenous land. I’m fine with Canada gifting Alberta about the size of PEI or something, and have no “federal” access to any major natural resources.

Hope they ramp up their lumber industry for export to foreign nations. And I hope they negotiate some remarkable international trade deals for that lumber. Because last I checked, the rest of Canada is lush with wood and we don’t need to pay an import tax to a foreign nation the size of PEI for their wood.

And a massive majority of that 15.25% would remain in Canada, as they get 0 claim on any of the oil and gas reserves. Those are crown land. We keep those.

Not for me out here in Nova Scotia. Canada keeps all the oil. We keep the majority of the land. “The Country of Alberta” would pretty much be the size of PEI with their own passports, no airport, and their own currency that would be worth nothing.

And those who voted for it can enjoy not being a part of Canada anymore, which is what is most important to them. Critical through doesn’t exist with them.

Would be fascinating to see these fucking morons vote for separation, it goes through, and their economy starts at $230 billion in debt.

Have fun buying milk for $29 on a minimum wage of like $4 because no one can afford to pay you.

So that’s why you invaded Venezuela and want to annex Canada…

Wait til they start setting up a rail network to these warehouses…

Right? Trump would NEVER!

And what would ICE do at election booths, Steve?

Those idiots really think if they seperate from us they just keep all the land…

They’ll basically have a portion of Calgary and Edmonton, a single highway, probably no airport, we keep all the oil fields so they have no economy, they need to create their own currency and passports…

No one ever accused Alberta seperatists of being smart.

How convenient.

This man shot himself 16 times then buried himself in a shallow grave…

I still watch most streaming like YouTube and twitch on 720p because I really don’t see nor care about the difference to 1080p.

Right? At least the guy in the comic has toothbrushes.

And a trash can.

The really uncomfortable coarse ones you could probably get 3 for a dollar at any dollar store.

Well worth it from the free labour of the cockroaches.

I’m ADHD married to an AuDHD.

Their show of affection towards me is either biting me, or poking me in the butthole on a stairwell. It must work because we’ve been married for over 8 years.

Oh that’s my favourite spot in the stall! Thank you, friend!